I count myself to be one of the lucky ones. I’m also a bit superstitious, an odd trait for an engineer I’ll grant you, but true nonetheless. I tend to believe there is no such thing as luck, good or bad, but as one of my old friends from West Virginia had a habit of saying “If it wasn’t for bad luck, I wouldn’t have any luck at all..’ Now, although I considered the man a friend during the time we worked together, he was actually the Journeyman under whom I completed the majority of my apprenticeship in the sheet metal business.
I came to the US from England to learn a trade after I’d earned my BEng. (Bachelor of Engineering) in Civil Engineering. I’d had a conversation with an uncle on my American side of the family a few years previously who ran a reasonably sized duct shop for a local union contractor. We figured if I got my degree and then finished an apprenticeship the timing aligned well enough to put me in a good place to take over from him when he retired in a decade and a half, the rest is history, as they say.
As it turned out the economy went south right after the 9-11 attack, and things went in a slightly different direction. Regardless, what had been indirectly reinforced when working with my sheet metal buddy, was that old-school planning was worth every minute of the time it took, and to be sure to be thorough when doing so. Also, always have a Plan ‘B’, expend as much energy and effort and prepare as carefully as Plan ‘A’, and work in a reasonable level of ‘fluff’ to allow some improvisation if needed. To be clear, I’m not in any way recommending you overthink a situation – just be sure you cover all the obvious bases, and see what pops up during planning and reviews, and don’t forget that another pair of eyes can provide very valuable insight. Dick (- for that was not his given name. Tom was the owner, and Harry was the state of his chin, but Dick) wasn’t the best planner, and so if it wasn’t for bad luck…You get the picture by now.
During my early riding years I’d been as all young riders are, brash and carefree. I’d had a couple of semi-serious wrecks over four or five years, which with undue pressure from the other half forced me to go seek some training, however, my biggie was not until my thirties, and it happened while I was driving a car. It involved a pretty nasty head injury necessitating a helicopter ride, a lot of second-hand blood, a week in and out of consciousness, and initially took three or four years to regain a marginal share of the mental dexterity I’d enjoyed previous to the wreck. With the advantage of hindsight and almost two decades, I’m relatively confident it actually took a good twelve years to fully recover the majority of my finer capabilities, and not have regular or semi-infrequent headaches as a symptom of the trauma.
I can draw a parallel to watching my son grow, not the headache part, but the development part. He has these growth spurts every few months, and seemingly on a different development path he has these jumps in ability, specifically related to gains in language and pronunciation. He’ll wake up one day and speak with a clarity way beyond what he had the day before. He’ll burst out with a whole new cluster of words all at once. It’s quite remarkable to see, and what’s even better than experiencing it is knowing that he is none the wiser for it, I’m pretty sure he thinks he’s always been that way. It was almost the same for me except that I could feel the difference. I likened it to looking through a slightly misty window, it all looks ok, but when the mist burns off, it’s so much clearer. That kept happening during the first decade after my wreck. I’d wake up every few months and know there had just been a busy night in my head – lots of connections had been reestablished, and as strange as it sounds I felt so much better because of it. As seasons went by the time between those episodes became longer and longer, and by the time I write this I don’t experience the same kind of events anymore, but like everyone (I hope!!) I just have those little epiphanies after a particular rough or stressful time that remind you it’s not worth sweating the small stuff. – Keep on keeping on, they say or to repeat an overused English expression, ‘Keep calm, and carry on.’ I prefer the later, it is more in keeping with my intent of not inducing anything other than confidence, through being completely un-phased by anything that’s contrary to my ideal.
Oh. My. God. – I’ve just used 750 words to set the tone for the next 400. Oh well, such as it is, we’ll just have to persevere, and make the best of it.
The point of all these forewords is to bring up the subject of cell phone holders on motorcycles. I see similar posts on forums all the time, and they generally take the form of these two following questions. –
“What’s the best type?” and “Where should I mount it?”.
Well, here’s my considered opinion – Keep your cell phone in an inside pocket close to your heart.
Well, let’s break it down.
- You don’t have to go looking for it if you are in a minor wreck.
- You have it on your body if you are in a more serious wreck and you are separated from the bike or are not able to get to the bike in case of obstacle or injury.
- You can call for help even if you are trapped.
- Because that’s the first place anyone will look if you are unresponsive, or can’t remember your name (this happens a lot with head injuries).
- If things are really bad, you can leave a recorded message for loved ones.
- Some jackets even have a specific waterproof document pocket with a different colored zipper to let the EMS know where to look.
I know if it wasn’t for the cop who was in the right place at the right time to call for the Care Flight after my accident I’d be in a much worse place than I am now.
I do not want anybody to be in a position where they cannot get help as quickly as is humanly possible when they are involved in a bad situation. So, doing what you can to aid in that goal is a top priority for me. I’ll ask you if it is for you too?
Now, I know people like the convenience provided by the GPS apps on the smartphone and like to be able to see the screen in front of them rather than just listen to the voice, I know I do on occasion, and I certainly like to use the music apps like Pandora, or iTunes to stream music through my headset. This can have the effect of reducing battery life quickly, and I am fully conversant with the argument of cost vs the cost of a Garmin or Tom-Tom, and/or the time saved by not having to plan a ride on a PC/Mac and then upload it to your chosen GPS. That’s why I’m kind of conflicted when I see the newer motorcycle specific apps that are appearing such as Rever, or CaliMoto that have the added functionality of planning routes on your computer in a web browser and being able to sync it to your phone automatically through the app or text message over wi-fi or 3/4G. I like the convenience and user-friendliness of it all, but I still believe it’s worth the peace of mind to keep that phone on my person at all times. In my view, it’s just another part of my ever expanding ATTGAT routine. Ride Safe friends.
I agree with keeping the cell phone on you. I have other navigation devices and music sources. I am also an ATGATT rider. If I start using the phone as an all around tool on the motorcycle I guess I will have to get a basic phone to carry on my person.
This article is spot on, I intuitively always kept my phone in my inside chest pocket within my armored jacket, but you’ve quantified my intuition nicely. Well written.
When I took a slide down the road in February, my phone was in my pocket. That was quite convenient as I was able to pull the phone out of my pocket with ease and shoot a quick photo before moving the bike off the road.
Anyone who recognizes various photos in the post obviously recognizes my cell phone mounted on the bars. With navigation and everything else, that’s typically where it stays during the summer months. I recognize the risk of NOT having the ability to contact help in the event of a nasty situation. In addition to the reasons Andy mentions, there are a few other things that I’ve milled over on this topic while he was writing it. First, there was once a time where there were no cell phones. I recognize we don’t have to live a life without technology anymore, so if having the phone in your pocket is what you want to do, you should do it. On the flipside, are there dangers to having a glass object sitting right next to your chest in a crash? I turned out okay, but that’s something else that makes me wonder. Something else Andy didn’t mention, if you have a Bluetooth communicator that works with your phone, you can ideally still make an emergency call, even if your phone isn’t on your person. Lastly, while I will likely continue to put my phone on the bike, I also carry a spot device. As I discovered a couple weeks ago, many of the places I ride are out of cell range, so having the phone in my pocket is pretty useless. Fortunately, a SPOT means I can press the “Oh Shit” button if things really go sideways. Of course, that too will need to be on my person.
Yeah, so I’m not sure we discussed the finite details of the intent, and assuming everyone (you know what they say about assume – makes an ASS out of U and ME-) would realize I was writing about solo riding and not group riding. One would hope that in a group ride you wouldn’t need to call for help yourself or be lost for long enough that someone wouldn’t miss you – well unless, you were THAT guy. As for riding well off the beaten track, it’s always advisable to carry a SPOT, or something similar.
As always a well written piece by Mr. Parker. Wow! I had no idea Andy had that serious of an auto accident. Glad he recovered from that mishap. I might question whether his mental capacity is 100%. That is a discussion for another day with a pint at a local Pub. I was so proud of myself for getting a Ram Mount for my cell phone. A step into the 21st century for me. Now I’m told I should carry it in a jacket. What’s a poor boy to do? Wait I think there’s a song in there. Mick & Keith do your music magic. I guess I’ll buy a cheap burner phone to carry in my jacket. Seriously I like the convenience of the Ram Mount while riding because I like to take photos during my motorbike Excursions. So I’ll continue to use the Ram Mount, but I may put the phone in a jacket pocket when I’m doing some serious twisty road shedding.
I’m pretty sure I didn’t say it was 100%. I just said it was back to where it was before. 😉
LOL! Thanks clarifying that for me.