How to Change a Battery: DIY Motorcycle Maintenance

MotoADVR_TriumphAmericaTankAt some point you’ve walked out to the bike, turned the key, thumbed the starter button, only to be met with the dreaded “click click click” of a dead battery. I actually went through this several times before I started the blog last year, but that was before I kept photographic evidence of my maintenance habits. A while back, a buddy sent me a text, asking for a quick run-down on the best way to replace the battery on his ride. He has one of Lola’s sisters, the Triumph America, so I only felt it right to head over there and give him a hand.

 

For experienced folks, a detailed narrative on changing a battery is probably a snooze, but I figured it would be a service to the Triumph masses to offer up a few photos and whatnot because there are a couple nuances to the Triumph cruisers. On the flip side, for folks that want to save a couple bucks, changing a battery comes right after adjusting a chain as far as “entry level” Do-It-Yourself Moto-Maintenance.

 

For whatever reason, Triumph decided to hang the battery off the left side of the America and Speedmaster models, instead of under the seat like the Bonneville (I suspect that helped make the seat lower?). At the same time, Triumph covered up the battery terminals with not one, but four covers. While installing my heated grips a couple years back I got a crash course in what it means to get a battery out of its cozy cradle.

 

There are a couple ways to skin this cat. Provided the battery is actually dead (i.e. you have proven it’s not the “alternator” and it won’t hold a charge), I’m of the mindset it makes the most sense to remove the battery, toss it in the trunk (riding in a car… snooze), and go find a suitable replacement battery. You can also stop by a local dealer and take home a new battery on your way home from work. There are perks to both ways, but I’ll come back to that.

 

MotoADVR_TriumphAmerica_IgnitionGetting started I recommend taking off the seat, you don’t really need to, but it’s one bolt, and it’s easy. For folks unfamiliar, underneath the fuse/ignition cover there’s a hex-key that can disassemble half of your Triumph. To remove the ignition cover, gently pull the bottom of the cover toward you. The cover it held in place by a knobbed post and rubber grommet on the bottom and a tab and slot on the top.DCIM111GOPRO I say “gently” with emphasis, I broke my first one pulling it from the top, not realizing it pulls loose from the bottom ($14… it wouldn’t hurt to have a replacement on hand, more on that later). As I mentioned, on the back side of the cover you’ll find a hex key that fits most of the button head screws on the bike. Use the hex key to remove the retaining bolt on the rear fender that holds the seat down. With the bolt removed there is a pull string hiding on the bottom side of the seat the releases the seat lock so you can pull up on the seat. The tongue of the seat sits just under the gas tank, so pull slightly up and out to remove the seat.

 

With the seat out of the way you need to remove the “faux” carb intake cover. With that same hex key, you need to remove the button head screw on the bottom of the chrome cover. The cover also has a tab and slot mounting arrangement, so lift up gently to remove.MotoADVR_TriumphAmerica_FauxCarbCover If you like to keep your chrome shiny, I recommend setting these covers aside in a bin or on a soft cloth. This is also a good time to shine them up; some of the surfaces are tough to get to when they’re on the bike. With the chrome cover removed, there’s an additional plastic cover that needs to be removed to get access to the battery “strap”.MotoADVR_TriumphAmerica_FauxCarbCover2 This cover has two button head screws on the left side that were concealed by the chrome cover. Once removed, there is also a post and grommet attachment on the right side above the battery.  Like the ignition cover, a firm but delicate pull should pop that cover off the bike and expose the battery retainer (“strap”).

 

MotoADVR_TriumphAmerica_BatteryStrapWith the last faux-carb cover out of the way, dig around in your tool box for the dreaded “Torx” wrench. I suspect it is a T27 or T30 Torx bit, but since I don’t have one, I don’t actually know. I have (thus far) successfully applied the proper force and torque with a conveniently sized screw driver and removed the battery without stripping the Torx screw. Why manufacturers insist on having three and four different types of fasteners is still beyond me, especially for something as “routine” as changing a battery. At any rate, once you’ve backed out that Torx head screw, you can remove the chrome “strap” and subsequent black plastic battery cover.

 

MotoADVR_TriumphAmerica_NewBatteryCompletely uncovered, from here you can jostle the battery part way out of its cradle to remove the leads. A couple of Philips screws (or 10mm socket) and you’re home free. Be advised, by what seems to be “manufacturer standard operating procedure”, the positive (red) battery lead is just barely long enough to reach the battery once you start to remove it from the cradle. If you have big plans of installing any other electrical bits, it’s going to be a bear to get the battery settled back into the cradle.MotoADVRchain7 That said, this is probably an ideal time to install a pigtail for a battery tender since you’ve already got the battery out of the way. My buddy and I both experienced what I consider premature battery failure because they weren’t properly maintained while the bikes sat idle. Considering my car sits outside all winter and runs just fine, I never thought about keeping the bike on a tender year-round; I’ve been harshly converted after spending $100 on a new battery. Fully charged motorcycle batteries are happy batteries.

 

At any rate, if you decide to hook up a battery tender or a fused electrical junction box etc., as I mentioned, this is a prime time for that. You’ll also need to remove an EFI sensor and cover that are next to the air intake (under the seat) to make space for additional wires etc.DCIM111GOPRO I have my heated grips and battery tender both wired in and tucked in under the seat. If you’re tackling this task, you’ll need to disconnect an EFI sensor to remove the cover; make sure you have the bike ignition off before messing with any of the EFI connections. If the ECU is on and a sensor is unplugged the bike will throw a check engine light for three engine heat cycles until the sensor is “replaced” (the bike must be cold, then up to operating temperature and cold again three times).
Regarding battery selection, as I said, I prefer to take the old battery with me and go shopping. When I replaced my old battery, I found a compatible Duracell battery with increased cold crank amps (those come in handy during the winter).MotoADVR_TriumphSpeedmasterTank That wonderful Duracell battery was not only just a hair larger than the stock cell, but it was also gray instead of black. If you hadn’t noticed before now, the outside of the battery is exposed to the elements, a gray battery on my flat black ride was less than ideal. I dealt with it for a few and found a cheap piece of black automotive vinyl on amazon; problem solved. As I said, there are perks to each method (shop vs. buying from the dealer), the dealer will probably get you a black replacement that you know will fit; that said, I did have a little trouble getting the new battery settled into its harness, I suspect there was still a subtle size difference between the factory original and the OEM replacement.

 

MotoADVR_MotorcycleBatteryElectrolytesDepending on where you get a battery it may or may not be fully charged. In this case, the OEM recommended battery requires installation of the electrolytes and charging before you can get back on the road. It would behoove of you to get a replacement battery on hand, pour in the electrolytes, and then charge the battery overnight if you decide to go this route. That route was the way I went with my scooter way back when, but when Lola’s battery gave up the ghost, the place I bought the battery from actually pre-charged the Duracell I bought so I was back on the road the same day; just one more thing to keep in mind.

 

At any rate, with a fully charged new battery back in place, the covers obviously go back on in reverse order. I’ve spent significant amounts of time, not only on my bike, but also on my buddy’s bike getting the battery to sit properly in its home. Based on the warping I’ve seen on the backside of the original battery, I suspect the plastic “gives” a bit overtime; you just have to fuss with all the short cables and fight the screw back into place. Once all the covers are reinstalled and the seat’s back on, you can put that trusty hex key back in its home behind the ignition cover. As I mentioned earlier, be careful removing and reinstalling that hex key, after a while the plastic “keepers” wear out and the hex key won’t stay on the cover anymore.

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Ave Maria Immaculata Cigar Review: The Finer Things In Life

MotoADVR_Ave_Maria_Immaculata01For folks that follow me on Instagram, it’s probably no secret that I have numerous hobbies and dabble in a few… “gentlemanly” things. I’m by no means an expert on these topics (few are from my perspective), but I obviously love craft beer and a fine wine. I’m currently developing the taste for a good bourbon (getting in touch with my Kentucky roots), and I occasionally enjoy a good cigar. Alcohol and tobacco can be a sticky subject for some, if that’s not something that strikes your fancy, I’m sure I’ll be returning to your regularly scheduled moto-media in short order. For those of you that partake in the “finer things in life” here’s my two cents.

 

A few days back Anthony, from Cigarscity, contacted me and asked if I would be interested in offering my opinion on a few cigars. As a guy who like to try new things, I wasn’t about to pass up the opportunity. While I have smoked cigars for over a decade, (I took a little hiatus after being overseas) more recently social occasions, and shockingly motorcycles, have spiked the interest considerably.

 

The Stick

The first cigar on tap was the Ave Maria Immaculata (Toro, 6” x 50).  The Immaculata, from the Tabacalera Fernandez factory (A.J. Fernandez Cigars) in Nicaragua, is made with Nicarguan fillers, Nicaraguan Habano binder, and is wrapped with an Ecuadorian Connecticut wrapper.

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First Impressions

MotoADVR_Ave_Maria_Immaculata03The Immaculata is a two banded cigar, with really catchy branding. Like wine, in my opinion, cigar labels don’t tell the whole story, but the Ave Maria logos and embossed bands are really classy. The cigar felt pretty light in my hand and unlit I detected mostly mild aromas of straw, otherwise “grassy” scents.MotoADVR_Ave_Maria_Immaculata04 The wrapper quality was well done, with the veins very clearly seen in the Connecticut wrapper. After cutting, the pre-light draw was very smooth; I actually cut this cigar, whereas I typically use a punch. For whatever reason, I actually prefer a slightly tighter draw, but there’s give and take with that depending on the cigar and your own personal preference.

 

The Toast

MotoADVR_Ave_Maria_Immaculata05The Immaculata was really easy to get lit and started out very mild. The first few puffs offered mild to bordering on medium “body” tastes and flavors. Initially I did detect a very subtle “pepper” flavor, but still subdued. The smoke was light and very inoffensive. To me, the first third of the cigar was mostly more of the same “grassy” tones related to the pre-light impressions, not bad, but somewhat unremarkable.

 

MotoADVR_Ave_Maria_Immaculata08Considering the easy draw and otherwise mildness of the cigar, I was impressed that the ash held on for about an inch and a half before falling off. Moving into the second third I began to catch a very subtle vanilla taste for just a short second. Midway through the second third I began to feel the heat start to build with each draw. For me, one of the best parts of a cigar is the smoke aroma and the crisp sound of tobacco as it burns with each puff. I personally don’t enjoy the taste (especially after) so much as the olfactory stimulation (acquired taste I’m sure). That said, as the heat starts to become more prevalent, I find that starts to heavily impact the taste, and often in a negative way, but that’s just me.

 

MotoADVR_Ave_Maria_Immaculata10Through the second third I began to notice the first tingle of nicotine emerge, nothing obtrusive, just a mild pleasant experience. Along with the heat the draw started to open up more and more as the cigar burned down. About halfway through I noticed the burn line was getting a little un-even, but the cigar had no problem staying lit, so no issue there. Into the last third the body started to pick up some; the overall aroma was still very good, but the taste started to get a bit “ashy”, as I said, probably correlated with the heat.

 

Closing Thoughts

MotoADVR_Ave_Maria_Immaculata11Start to finish the Immaculata lasted for over an hour and a half; significantly longer than I expected, especially after noticing the light weight, Connecticut wrapper, and easy draw. Overall I didn’t feel that the Immaculata was particularly complex; simply mild, consistent, and in no way offensive. Throughout the smoke I had a tough time putting my finger on a distinctive taste & scent, after the fact I think a detected a subtle “nutty” trace. At the same time others have described tastes of wood, leather, cream, and nutmeg. Admittedly my palate is simply not that refined, but all in all it was an excellent mild smoke for folks leaning in that direction. I think my personal preference would have me searching for something a little darker with a bit more complexity, but for anyone just getting into cigars or just looking for a mild mid-afternoon cigar the Immaculata is an excellent choice.

 

 

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Motorcycles aren’t as dangerous as you might think

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(Editor’s Note: this article is from 2016; here’s an updated article.)

I bet it doesn’t take five minutes for motorcycles to come up in conversation between me and a stranger. As many readers here probably know firsthand, after discovering that I’m a motorcycle enthusiast, I’m often met with comments like “I just don’t think I could ever ride a motorcycle; with everyone texting and driving, drivers are too distracted and motorcycles are already dangerous”. I’m not going to discount that many drivers are less than attentive to the road, and while motorcycles are inherently more challenging than cars, I don’t think prospective riders should sell themselves short, motorcycles may not be as dangerous as you think.

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Someone right now just read that last sentence and said “What do you mean they’re not dangerous!?!!?” followed by “statistics show that you’re 30% more likely to die riding a motorcycle than riding in a car”. Statistics are fun things to discuss, and the discussion can have merit, assuming you understand what conclusions you can draw from statistics, and what is still undetermined. Let’s talk about a few  (United States) National Highway Traffic Safety Administration statistics for 2013 shall we?

  • In 2013, there were 247.4 million cars and 8.4 million motorcycles registered in the United States.
  • Of registered Non-Motorcycles, there were 28,051 fatalities and 2.2 million (reported) injuries.
  • Of those 8.4 million bikes (3% of all registered vehicles), the NHTSA claims that only 20.3 trillion miles were traveled on those motorcycles (2,423 miles on average; 0.7% of total miles traveled by all registered vehicles).
  • 4,668 motorcyclists were killed on 2013, while an estimated 88,000 were injured.
  • Of the 4,668 motorcyclists killed, 269 were passengers.
  • That year motorcyclists made up 14% of all traffic fatalities, 4% of (reported) traffic injuries, while only 3% of all registered vehicles.
  • Of 2013 motorcycle incidents, there were 2,182 two-vehicle fatal crashes involving a motorcycle and another type of vehicle (47%).
  • In 42% (922) of these (2,182) crashes, the other vehicles were turning left while the motorcycles were going straight, passing, or overtaking other vehicles. Both vehicles were going straight in 456 crashes (21%).
  • In 2013, 34% of all motorcycle riders involved in fatal crashes were speeding. (Note: The NHTSA considers a crash to be “speeding-related” if the driver was charged with a speeding-related offense or if an investigating police officer indicated that racing, driving too fast for conditions, or exceeding the posted speed limit was a contributing factor in the crash.)
  • 25% of motorcycle fatalities were unlicensed riders.
  • 28% of fatal motorcycle accident victims measured above 0.08% Blood Alcohol Content.
  • 19.6% of motorcyclists killed had prior speeding convictions.
  • 17.9% of motorcyclists killed had prior license suspensions or revocations.
  • 55% of motorcyclists killed were over age 40 (42 was the average age of all riders involved in fatal accidents).
  • California, North Carolina, and New York rank 3rd, 4th, and 6th (respectively) among states with the most motorcycle fatalities in 2013, all three of which have universal (mandatory) helmet laws.
  • Lastly, in 2013, 4,735 Pedestrians were killed, vs. 4,668 motorcyclists.

Based on these statistics it seems very clear that if you don’t have a license you’ll most certainly be killed while riding a motorcycle… and it should also be illegal to purchase a motorcycle after your 40th birthday…

I think it’s apparent that the above statistics have led people to some less than accurate conclusions. Per miles traveled and as a percentage of overall “highway” fatalities, it is true that motorcyclists make up a disproportionate part of overall fatalities, however there are points ignored by simple numbers and other data that is not collected.DCIM111GOPRO I understand the intended premise of comparing motorcycles to cars based on average mileage, however I think that ignores that fact that in the United States motorcycles are essentially treated as toys. A large proportion of the U.S. population commutes to work every day in a car (about 10,000 miles annually for me, just going to work), while some riders only get the bike out on Sunday, and only when it’s sunny and 70. My point is merely that the statistics are ignoring the personality characteristics of who is riding a motorcycle, and who is frankly being killed on a motorcycle (same goes for cars honestly). The statistics also show that drugs, alcohol, and otherwise risky behaviors contribute to motorcycle fatalities (injury rates are similar); DCIM100GOPROdare I suggest that these people behave the same way in cars, but survive crashes? On the same note, would it be plausible to believe that people who disregard their own safety gravitate toward motorcycles and therefore skew the statistics? A lot of people, including many motorcyclists, focus on other cars being the greatest threat, however the majority of accidents involve no other vehicles, only the motorcycle. That’s kind of the subtle irony that many people don’t realize, while traffic and conditions play a role in some fatalities, more often than not, the skill or choices of the rider have the largest impact on the fatal outcome. Ultimately I don’t see how motorcyclists, as such a small sample size, can be judged accurately, just by numbers, against such a large pool of drivers.

Beyond my anecdotal comments, and what the statistics do show, there is information that is clearly lacking. The NHTSA stats don’t delineate (exactly) which riders are wearing helmets, wearing safety gear, and have had rider safety training. The statistics do discuss day or night (and the coincidental connection with alcohol…), DCIM111GOPRObut they do not describe the weather conditions. I’m curious how many fatal accidents happen in the rain, and general time of year; like what’s the accident frequency in January? I assume summer time is the “deadliest” time for motorcyclists, certainly there are more bikes on the road, but how does it affect survivability? Considering that many riders won’t brave the rain, I suspect that statics will show that most accidents occur during bright sunny days (or drunk evenings…); if so, does that mean that skilled pilots riding in inclement weather are underrepresented in statistical data? I’m also curious how many motorcycle fatalities are a result of motorcycle on motorcycle collisions, or “chain reaction” crashes where several bikes blow a curve following the lead bike, all riding beyond their ability. P1010488 (2)Similar to bikers demonizing “cagers”, I think many riders don’t realize the threats of group riding. Groups of motorcycles are certainly more noticeable to drivers, but I find that many riders begin riding in groups before they’re truly ready, and find themselves sucked in by the “I have to keep up” mentality, or “it’s just a couple beers”, which is even worse. Considering my car insurance went down after age 25, I’m forced to assume that with age comes experience and experience tends to thwart accidents. Naturally the statistics can only tell us the average miles traveled per motorcycle (assuming it’s accurate), but the statistics do not tell us how many motorcycles a given rider owns, or how many miles that rider puts on a bike annually. While American motorcyclists don’t ride enough in general, I suspect there is a correlation between annual mileage and (relative) rider safety. They say “with age comes experience” (and wisdom) but that may a misnomer with regard to motorcycles considering that the majority of fatalities happen in the 40 plus age group, however I think there’s a generational factor there; again, the stats can’t explain that.

Statistics are one thing, but many people don’t realize that becoming a motorcyclist changes the way you traverse the roads. It goes without saying, I’ll ride ten minutes out of my way if that means I avoid traffic lights or simply get a few more twisties. I have a feeling most riders “take the back way” more often when riding; my uncle used to say “on a motorcycle, everything is on-the-way.”DCIM109GOPRO Now, taking the back-way is actually a double edged sword, while on the backroads you may have reduced the amount of traffic you compete with, intersections are virtually the most dangerous place for a motorcycle. Unlike the freeway, where we’re all going the same way, the backroads have more intersections, increased road debris, and hidden driveways. I also don’t think people realize how mentally demanding riding a motorcycle is. I suspect that many people are flat out bored when riding in the car (maybe it’s just me?); I can only assume this is true considering all the stereos, DVD players, and cell phones used while driving. On a motorcycle I’m so focused on what’s happening all around me, time goes by very quickly, and I don’t feel distracted by the mundane activity of commuting (another reason I avoid the freeway, it lends itself to distraction of all parties involved). DCIM100GOPROBeyond the feeling of the roadway ripping past your feet, many motorcyclists I’ve spoken with talk about a heightened sense of awareness or “being in the zone”. I don’t think that motorcyclists have super powers (or do I?…), but it’s merely that motorcyclists by the nature of the activity are almost completely engaged in the ride, feeling the engine, the road, the smell of burning brakes emanating from that car just ahead, and so on. Generally I believe this focus on survival forces many riders to notice subtle changes in traffic behavior, noticing pattern changes much further ahead, watching not only the car in front of them, but the two cars on front of that one.DCIM100GOPRO Obviously not every rider’s experience is the same, but I suspect the NHTSA might want to look into the overall habits of riders, not just the dead and injured. On a similar note, I also suspect that an increasing number of riders are getting their endorsement through the Basic Rider Course (BRC) vs. taking the old school BMV exam. At the same time, I also suspect that more and more drivers are doing just the opposite, especially considering I paid $200 to go to driver’s education in 1999, but these days BRC in Ohio is only $50. In twenty years it will be interesting to see if the accident statistics are at all related as a result of training, and the lack thereof.

Despite all of my previous points, I suspect prospective new riders will be met with comments about the inherent dangers of motorcycles, simply considering the lack of protection. While it is true that motorcyclists are harshly exposed to the elements (and potentially the pavement…), the “anti-motorcyclist” may be discounting the maneuverability and power to weight advantages of the motorcycle. While cars are forced to slam on the brakes and potentially skid into an object, motorcycles may have opportunities to swerve or split lanes to avoid a crash. At the same time, Motorcycles have the ability to accelerate away from danger in a way that few cars can; it may be overly idealistic, but I suspect that sharp riders have huge advantages over cars in many situations.DCIM111GOPRO Beyond lack of protection, I suspect some will say the in inclement weather, two wheels is simply not as good as four. Again, I can’t completely disagree, but modern motorcycle tires provide almost 80% grip in the rain as they do in dry conditions; I suspect that a competent rider with steady hands and a cool head can handle the worst conditions just fine. I will go on to say that I know riders who have legitimately traversed snow on a motorcycle; I also know people born and raised in Ohio who cower in fear of the “great white death” and refuse to drive in the snow; I’m just saying. I suppose I would also be remiss not to mention that most driver’s response to hitting a motorcyclist is “I never saw them”. As I said earlier, there are currently no statistics that I know of that describe the rider’s gear in an accident situation; 20160501_155525 (2)was the rider wearing black leather, shorts and flip flops, or armored hi-visibility gear? On the same note (pun intended), there’s the whole “loud pipes save lives” crowd that is adamant that you can get drivers’ attention with the sound of your exhaust; while I won’t start that debate here, I will say we cannot prove or disprove the method based on these statistics. I’ve also heard the whole “wearing a helmet is just the difference between open and closed casket”; while I won’t spout statistics about helmet safety, I suspect that “the great unwashed” underestimates the durability and protection of modern motorcycle safety equipment. I also understand that leather jackets and helmets won’t protect you from a stop sign or a ravine, but an SUV won’t protect you from a semi, it’s just silly logic to dismiss riding under these premises.

From my perspective, the key to survival is vigilance, but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy yourself. I assume that some riders see helmets and armored jackets as a hassle  or constraining. Obviously I’ve worn bullet proof vests with ceramic armor plates in 120 degree heat, so a motorcycle jacket is a small sacrifice to avoid skin grafts. That said, honestly the right gear is no inconvenience at all, but you have to make the investment and take the time. It’s understandable that taking ten minutes to get your gear on before each ride may be a hassle for some, but I suspect that choice may go (nearly) hand in hand with riders who drink, ride,  and leave the helmet at home. DCIM100GOPROTaking it a step further, imagine the benefits of taking a safety course on top of being a geared-up, seasoned rider? More than anything else, I honestly think that the average driver does not realize that they drive, and are surrounded by, two-ton killing machines; it’s not about the danger they pose to motorcycles, it’s that fact that I believe many people are naive to the dangers of the roadway, especially when it comes to passing SUVs and semi-tractor-trailers.  What does that have to do with motorcycles? Savvy riders learn very quickly that riding next to another vehicle is potentially deadly, and therefore avoid that behavior, moreover often search for multiple escape avenues in the event of a “pinch”. It shocks me how often I watch traffic just ripping along, essentially “shoulder-to-shoulder” on the highway. As I said, this feeling of high alertness is of no consequence to me, but I suspect I may be jaded from my time in the military, where is becomes second nature. Motorcycling has been one of the greatest experiences in my life, but with that experience I accept the responsibility of constantly watching my back.

Ultimately I respect someone’s choice to ride or not, but I don’t think it’s right to condemn an activity under the premise that “statistics prove…” I suspect that in reality, the vast majority of motorcycle fatalities are careless young speed demons and old drunk guys. In the end, motorcycles may seem dangerous, but other daily activities are more deadly; as I said 4,735 pedestrians were killed in 2013, crosswalks are obviously “Death machines”.

Check out the latest stats in this new article: “Are Motorcycles Dangerous?

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Progressive International Motorcycle Show, Chicago: The Remaining Highlights

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I was really surprised to see EBR at the show, especially after all the news stories about having issues finding investors, yadda, yadda. Apparently someone ponied up the rest of the cash to keep things going, as the gentlemen running the booth assured me that they were taking orders and had at least one dealership in Wisconsin (there are even more on their website now). I’m not really in the market for performance V-twin, however I am excited to another manufacturer adding pressure to the American motorcycle market.

 

 

Kawasaki

MotoADVR_KawasakiKLRAt the moment I feel that Kawasaki is probably holding firm as the “vanilla” Japanese motorcycle company. Coming from a guy that probably has no idea what he’s talking about, most of the Kawasaki motorcycles on the market don’t strike me as overly remarkable, yet not poor investments either. I have an acquaintance that has a Versys 650, he’s taken it to track days and frequently rides it to the office. In talking with him, it’s clear that the Versys is, as advertised, a very versatile motorcycle, not exceptional in any one area, but flexible in virtually all categories. I see the KLR the same, the quintessential “adventure bike”; not a dirt bike, not a race bike, not a street bike; just an affordable, all-around, rugged machine. Lastly I see the Concours the same, not the most superior Sport Touring choice on the market, but it definitely brings a lot of value to the table.

 

 

 

 

Royal Enfield

MotoADVR_RoyalEnfieldBadgeI’m also impressed to see the amount of effort that Royal Enfield has spent on marketing in recent years. There’s a dealer not far from my house, so I’ve seen the (dated) Bullet 500 models up close before; the same for the Continental GT. While the Continental does have somewhat of a newer feel, I personally feel that the bikes as a whole just feel a bit behind the times. There’s something to be said about “stone ax simple” (as my buddy Jeff says), that is a selling point to me, but for ninety plus percent of American motorcyclists, the Enfield is showing its age (albeit mostly because of what appears to be third world manufacturing quality). That said, I’m hoping to see the new Himalayan find its way to American shores. It may be a long shot, but Royal Enfield designed a new 400 cc engine for the Himalayan, hopefully this is the beginning of a new chapter for what is arguably the oldest surviving motorcycle brand.

 

 

 

Honda Powersports

MotoADVR_HondaVFR1200XcontrolsHonda brought another large booth to the Chicago show this year. Unfortunately, I really feel like Honda has fallen flat as of late, nothing new is really noteworthy, and there are some bikes that have no target audience in my opinion (NM4?). I also don’t understand the emphasis on the Honda DCT “automatic” bikes, or at least “Automatic” option for a lot of bikes, which I feel are essentially aimed at no one (more on that in a moment). Certainly I don’t scorn technological advances, but I question the target audience, i.e. electric bikes, they’re awesome, but only a limited few can truly realize the potential (motorcycles are just toys anyway right?).

MotoADVR_HondaVFR1200XThat said, I was excited to see Honda release the new VFR1200X. I will say that like the NC700X, I use “Adventure” in quotes as the bike is almost certainly more roadworthy than dirt worthy, but at least Honda has produced a model to compete against the big bore ADV bikes like the 1200 GS and Tiger Explorer. The VFR1200X also sports a V4, which I’m told is pretty impressive, hopefully someday I’ll get the chance to experience one for myself. At the same time, the 1200X is one of those DCT model bikes that I don’t understand. Honestly, how many riders are of stature or experience that can handle a 1200 cc V-4 engine but don’t want to shift? I would think DCT would be reserved for 800 cc and down, aimed at smaller and less experienced riders, but that’s just me.

 

MotoADVR_HondaAfricaTwinBadgeI also got my first look at the new Honda Africa Twin (CRF1000L). News of the Africa Twin was really exciting considering that Honda, who is quite competitive in the dirt, had yet to release a truly dirt worthy Adventure bike. I’m personally met with mixed emotions as I have, on paper, compared the new Africa Twin to the 800 GS and Tiger 800 XCx. The Africa Twin appears to have comparable kit to the established ADV bikes, long travel & adjustable suspension, spoke wheels, and selectable traction control modes. Unfortunately, the new Africa Twin lacks throttle by wire, selectable fuel maps, and cruise control. The display model at the show also felt unrefined or “incomplete”, but I suspect it was an early bike off the line, so it may not have had the fit and finish of the showroom bikes. Honestly what probably concerns me the most of that the new Honda 998cc parallel twin power plant is a completely new design, I’m concerned that Honda may have significant warranty and recall issues that have plagued most of the other manufacturers in recent years.  At some point I’ll finally get to talk to someone who actually owns one and get an honest review of how it stacks up against the competition.

 

 

 

 

Victory Motorcycles

MotoADVR_VictoryBadgeI feel like Polaris has somewhat neglected Victory after the acquisition and relaunch of Indian in recent years. It seems like more of the same from my perspective, as most of the Victory lineup essentially shares interchangeable parts. On the other hand, news of this new “Victory Octane Concept” was exciting. I was hoping that like the Indian Scout, Victory would have a new power plant the Octane and subsequent variations to follow. Obviously we now know that the new Octane is undoubtedly the Scout’s sister bike (arguably twin sister…), which is good or bad depending on where your loyalty lies. The Octane is probably the better buy compared to the Scout (more displacement for less money) but that assumes you can handle the stereotypical hard lines of the Victory. Either way, hopefully this new bike starts a new Chapter for Victory as they continue to differentiate themselves from the rest of the cruiser market.

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2016 Harley-Davidson Roadster: First Ride Review

MotoADVR_Harley-Davidson_Roadster_RRquarterIn the past couple weeks I caught some moto-media snippets about a new Sportster being released by Harley Davidson. Based on the initial photos I suddenly realized that this new “Sporty” was adorned with some legitimate kit. I suspect that with the increasing pressure from foreign manufacturers, and revitalization of competing domestic motorcycles, I believe that Harley Davidson is beginning to make incremental changes to expand its target audience. After receiving an e-mail from a local Dealer I stopped in last Sunday to see this new ride up close. I’ve had my motorcycle endorsement for the better part of almost six years, this is undeniably the first time I’d ever set foot in a Harley dealer to look at a particular motorcycle. This new bike, the 2016 Harley Davidson Roadster, while not a radical departure from the 883 and 1200 cc Sportster lineup is, in my opinion, unquestionably taking a genuine step in the right direction.

 

First Impressions

MotoADVR_Harley-Davidson_Roadster_TankAt first glance, the new Roadster appears very reminiscent of the 883 Iron, with a taller seat, bobbed fender, and low bars. Upon closer inspection, the blacked out Evolution engine disguises the upgraded 1200 cc power plant, along with longer travel rear shocks, inverted front forks, floating rotors, along with dual disc brakes up front. The Roadster is still rocking the “classic” peanut tank, minuscule headlight, and other run-of-the-mill equipment found on the 883 Iron or 1200 Custom.

 

While having never ridden, but having sat on several modern 883 Sportsters, sitting astride the Roadster I was immediately impressed with the seating position. MotoADVR_HD_RoadsterControlsAt 31 inches, it’s a stark contrast to the 26 inch slammed seat on the 1200 Custom or 883 Superlow. The bars also feel every bit as low as they look from the photos; while not as aggressive as Thruxton or CBR standards, the rider is definitely over the tank on this new v-twin. As mentioned, the grips, levers, and mirrors all appear to be standard Sportster fare, but I admit the lever pull didn’t feel as stiff as other Harleys’ I’ve saddled in the past. With mid-controls combined with taller seat, low bars, and otherwise slender profile, from the cockpit, somewhere beneath years of “low slung” cruiser evolution, I detected a hint of “sport” from the name Sportster starting to shine through.

 

MotoADVR_Harley-Davidson_Roadster_FrontDespite the overall “feel” of the bike from the show room floor, I was mostly interested in the technological advancements on the Roadster. While I have yet to ascertain the manufacturer of the before mentioned upside-down (USD) forks, I assumed they were an immense improvement over what I’m guessing were otherwise “spongy”, nose-diving, front springs on the traditional Sporty (and most “entry level” cruisers…). Same goes for the brake calipers, emblazoned with the stereotypical bar and shield, I’ve yet to read any details about where the calipers are actually made. I heard the word “Brembo” thrown around on the sales floor referring to the floating rotors, but I am going to consider that hearsay until I see something firm from more “in-the-know” motorcycle media types. After answering a barrage of technical questions about ground clearance (6”), lean angle (~31 deg.), suspension travel (~4+” front, ~3+” rear; not posted on the HD website), et al,  the sales staff successfully talked me into taking this brand new bike for a test ride around a few of the local backroads.

 

The Ride

Having signed my life away and outfitted with a bright yellow vest, I stepped out onto the lot to take the shiny new Roadster for a ride. Thumbing the ignitionMotoADVR_Harley-Davidson_Roadster_Evolution_1200 I was immediately met with the throaty rumble of the stereotypical Harley V-twin. Chris Cope’s description of the Harley-Davidson experience is spot on, in his words, “visceral”. Stark contrast to my 865 parallel-twin, the 1200 cc Evolution engine rattles the entire chassis at idle. Something that I assume the Harley faithful find endearing, I started to think I’d just mounted the saddle for my first “8 second” ride. To my surprise, easing out the clutch to follow the sales guy on a short tour, I was not met with the “lurch” I expected having ridden the big bore V-twins; but maybe it was just my “smooth” clutch skills having ridden such less torquey steeds (who knows…). Once out on the road the sense of violent vibration began to subside as the engine found its happy place above 2500 RPMs. Stopping at the first few intersections it was immediately apparent that these new low bars were absolutely not intended for commuting around town.

 

MotoADVR_Harley-Davidson_Roadster_RearFinally past a handful of traffic intersections, I was able to wind out the Roadster mill and lean into some of the curves. While the Evolution engine rattles the frame at idle, it settled down considerably as I began to feel the power build near 4000 RPMs. Moreover, redlining at 6k, the Roadster begs to revved harder and harder without objection. Winding up and down the gears through the curves I enjoyed the (albeit subdued) patented Harley Davidson exhaust note. While I’m not a proponent of “loud pipes save lives”, some judicious uncorking of the stock Sportster pipes wouldn’t be objectionable. On the same note, I’ve never ridden a Harley with stock exhaust before, I was surprised by the amount of valve train noise I heard over the wind blast; by no means on par with my British twin, or Freedom 106, but it still caught me off guard.

 

MotoADVR_Harley-Davidson_Roadster_ForksRolling down the two lane I found the suspension to be pretty decent, especially after the notorious gripes about Sportster rear shocks. At first I found myself (out of habit) steering around potholes and road imperfections, but rapidly realizing that it would be better to test how these new forks and taller rear shocks could handle the punishment. To my surprise I didn’t receive the rear bottoming out or front-end wallow that I expected; I can say the suspension is, at a minimum, adequate. That said, I’m curious if the stock setup is perhaps too “cushy”; will the bike feel like it floats or wallows through more technical maneuvers at speed? The sales guy I was following on the test ride was obviously hampered by traffic laws, so we were hardly burning through curves, it was spirited, but I feel this new chassis deserves to be pushed (much) harder.

 

MotoADVR_Harley-Davidson_Roadster_DualDiscOn a similar note I was hoping to feel a good firm bite from the front end with the dual front disc; considering I engine brake most of the time, I didn’t need to squeeze the brake lever much considering the stout transmission on the evolution power plant; evidently geared for torque. Even blipping the throttle as I stabbed it down another gear, the bike lurched with a bit in protest; certainly not the rev-happy Triumph mill I’m accustomed to. MotoADVR_Harley-Davidson_Roadster_SpokesThat said, I can say the front end feel was on par, if not superior to my current ride. I do however have some concerns that while the Roaster is outfitted with dual disc out front, the chunky stock control levers may dull out any refined front-end feel. Dual Front disc is unquestionably a step in the right direction, but from the little input I have, it’s still nowhere on par with the radial mounted binders on the European competition. Bearing in mind that I wasn’t truly flogging the dealer’s new bike, it’s probably too early to tell.

 

MotoADVR_Harley-Davidson_Roadster_LeftKicking it up a notch as traffic cleared out, the low bars were quite “sporty” (pun intended) at speed. With the taller rear end, firmer front forks, the overall bike (and rider) geometry is a radical departure from the Roadster’s “slammed bobber” Sportster brethren. Gripping the tank with my knees, pushing against the bars, and leaning into the turns I cursed the speed limit signs, realizing this “cruiser” was, by far, better suited for spirited riding than most. Crossing a set of railroad tracks, I was also shocked that, while gripping the stock bars, I could actually stand up completely. Still, a little bar rise would be a welcome addition if I wanted to chop this roadster into a trail riding “Dirtster”; I’m betting that would surely alleviate the forearm exhaustion in traffic. The stock seat was, well, sufficient; I actually like the notched “back-stop”, a welcome addition when you’re launching from the stop lights. However, the seat was a bit skinny near the tank, considering you sit on the bike and not in it (very much on it), I see the potential to feel like you’re riding on the frame spine after about an hour.

 

The Good

MotoADVR_Harley-Davidson_Roadster_ProfileConsidering this is the first Harley I’ve realistically ridden for longer than just a quick jaunt around the block, I was very impressed. While I think I’ve mentally moved on from cruisers (at least for now), there’s no doubt that I’ve ridden quite a few, and of all of them, (thus far) the Roadster is positioning itself near the top of the “most sporty” list. To be fair, this new Roadster truly encroaches on the “standard” class, but more on that in a minute.

 

Overall the ergonomics are not all that different from the Triumph Thruxton 900 I rode recently. While the two bikes are substantially different, with the more aggressive steering geometry, I suspect they are potentially chasing the same audience; be it classic, retro, throwback, “naked”, or standard bike. That said, besides the beefy USD forks and lower handlebars, even at 29 degree rake angle, the Thruxton (for one) still has more aggressive rake angle (27 degrees) and is a bit more flick-able than the new Roadster. While I don’t estimate I would be putting knee down anytime soon on the Roadster, you can definitely hug the tank and hang off through the curves. Some folks may think that sounds silly, but this new Sporty actually boasts a 31 degree lean angle, almost 5 degrees more than the stock, “slammed”, Sportster.

 

MotoADVR_Harley-Davidson_Roadster_RearShocksFor a guy who probably doesn’t know any better, the rear shocks were pretty impressive, especially considering the notoriety of stock Sportster suspenders. While acceptable, they could probably stand a bit more travel (I have 3.75″ travel on my stockers, and they still suck; I realize construction also matters, not just travel). Without question the front suspension was solid, no matter how much I compliment my Speedmaster, the inverted forks on the Roadster never displayed the fork dive most cruisers have in a hard braking situation. At any rate, I was impressed to find that when aimed directly at pot holes, the Roadster didn’t buck me off at speed; and with some cartridge emulators… who knows what’s possible.

 

MotoADVR_Harley-Davidson_Roadster_InstrumentsFit and finish was absolutely top notch, I would expect nothing less from Harley Davidson (the jury is still out on the new Street 500, but it’s still very new). Chopped fender, metal tail lights, chrome signals up front, beefy bar clamp (stamped with “Milwaukee, USA”) and otherwise copious amounts of steel, basically more of the same from the Sportster line. While excess use of steel equates to additional weight in my book, I will say that cheaply molded plastic, lazy welds, and otherwise unsightly wire-routing is clichéd Asian fodder; none of which will be found on the Roadster.

 

Ultimately, the energetic ride was truly what shined through, the 1200 Evolution engine wasn’t a dog at high RPMs, and frankly begged to be punished harder. At the same time the rider triangle never made me feel like my feet were in the wrong position or I needed to contort myself to manage the machine when the ride got sporty; all welcome additions to the Harley brand as far as I’m concerned.

 

Disappointments

Despite how much I enjoyed the engine at high RPM, I have a hard time overlooking the unsettling vibration the rider experiences at idle. Slowing at the turn around, I thought I was in the wrong gear, so much so I thought I was about to stall the bike… Then I realized was, it just vibrates like that all the time.

While not a problem on this test ride, long-term, the pegs are way too long. The Roadster is probably the most “Sportster” that Harley has sold in a significantly long time, own it already.

MotoADVR_Harley-Davidson_Roadster_GaugesThe large tach does look good, and the digital readout is very modern, but I found the speedo and turn signal indicators a bit tough to see, especially on a sunny day; given, I only rode the bike for half an hour.

I’m still surprised that ABS is an $800 add-on. Considering it’s a Harley, I probably shouldn’t be surprised, but if Harley is going to begin dipping its toe in markets that are otherwise dominated by European bikes (Triumph, Ducati, Moto Guzzi), for the asking price, ABS will need to become standard.

MotoADVR_Harley-Davidson_Roadster_ControlsLastly, right handed turn signal switches are just dumb… sorry. Aside from my left foot, my right hand is already doing the vast majority of the work operating a motorcycle, it doesn’t need one more activity to manage, combined with really poor ergonomics… but I digress.

 

Mandatory Upgrades

Bar risers are almost a given; as much fun as the riding position can be when the road gets technical… that’s just not what most people are going to do with this bike, at least the vast majority of the time. Either the bars need to be raised, the seat needs to get taller, or the pegs need to become rear-sets; long-term, something has to give.

This may seem petty, but the Headlight, while stylish, is probably as useless as the stock light on my Speedmaster (probably a non-issue for 90% of riders). Fortunately, I’m betting Harley has a sweet factory “Day-maker” replacement for the anemic factory beam.

 

The Competition

MotoADVR_Harley-Davidson_883_Iron_LeftIn-house, the Roadster is probably competing the hardest with cheaper “cruisers” in the Sportster line, and sadly against cheaper big-bore V-twins in the dyna line. If a prospective buyer “just wants a Harley” an 883 with a 1200 upgrade kit will get them close to the Roadster well under budget; despite the inherent performance flaws of the 883 chassis that make me cringe.MotoADVR_HD_IronVsRoadster Undoubtedly the Roadster will also compete against the 1200 Custom for buyers that don’t understand, or have no interest, in the performance upgrades on the Roadster. Worse still, for $2,500 more you can snag a Dyna with the 103 Cubic Inch Twin-Cam mill. While “there’s no replacement for displacement” isn’t my mantra, I suspect that may be the case for many Harley shoppers.

 

MotoADVR_TriumphT120MatteGreyFrom my perspective, the 2016 Bonneville T120 is the closest competitor to this bike. I realize that some would say I’m off way off the reservation here, but the new T120 sports Triumph’s new (liquid cooled) 1200 cc mill, outfitted with throwback looks, soliciting customers looking for “modern-retro”. I recognize that I’m firmly implanted on the Triumph bandwagon, but the new T120 brings throttle by wire, switchable fuel maps, USB port (ho hum…), has better steering geometry (26 degree rake angle, etc.), carries an extra half gallon of gas, and is in the neighborhood of weighing fifty pounds less; all for $11,500. Did I mention even more copious amounts of black paint?

 

MotoADVR_ScoutLeftDespite my Triumph leanings, the Roadster will also have to stack up heavily against the Indian Scout and the new Victory Octane. Having ridden the Scout, I do feel that the roadster carries an edge in the suspension department, but considering the power to weight differential, I suspect that the Scout and the Octane can both best the Roaster on the strip and in the twisties (only one way to find out, hopefully the mainstream motorcycle media will tackle that shootout). Considering the new Octane weighs in at 528 pounds (dry), claims 105 Horse Power and 76 foot-pounds of torque for $10,500, Harley will have to quantify the premium (and no, “dealer network” is not sufficient).

 

MotoADVR_YamahaXSR900Again, I realize that most prospective Harley buyers don’t “cross-brand” shop, but with a price tag of $11,200, I can also reach a number of Asian “standard” bikes, and even several “neo-retro” bikes. The XSR900 and the Ducati Scrambler both fit this category. I realize that I am comparing 800 cc bikes against a 1200 V-twin, but I suspect both the Yamaha and the Duc can easily hold their own against the Roadster, at least in performance.

 

Conclusion

While I see myself moving off a cruiser in the near future, there’s a lot of potential in the Roadster. While I don’t subscribe to the “blank canvas” mentality that many Harley buyers relate to (buying a bike just to exchange half of the bolt on parts just seems like a waste of money to me), I do see that the Roadster is ripe for “minor” modifications that can really set it apart from other bikes on the road, not only in looks, but in performance.MotoADVR_Harley-Davidson_Roadster_Right While I find the vibration unnerving, I can’t help but appreciate the simplicity (especially from a maintenance perspective) of the V-twin architecture. Moreover, after my experience on the Gunner, the 1200 Evolution engine never offered complaint as I wound it out. Despite any potential I see in the Roadster, I still can’t qualify the $11,200 price tag. The dealer sales staff made comments about “resale value”, and I understand there’s a Harley Dealer on every street corner in America (is it going to break down that often?), but what do I get for the nearly a one-thousand dollar premium to own a Harley? The Roadster was unquestionably a lot of fun, I would love to ride it again (unbridled… very… unbridled), but I don’t think I can take one home anytime soon. However, I can see picking up one used in a few years… and finally putting that Dirtster in my Dream Garage. In the end, I’m still really happy to see Harley Davidson make these, subtle, yet substantial improvements to a Sportster, I hope this is the beginning of trend that launches into a full-scale line of performance V-twin standard bikes from Milwaukee.

 

What’s your first impression of the new Roadster?

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Firstgear TPG Escape Pants: Long-term Review

I’ve been working on getting the last photos posted from the International Motorcycle Show in Chicago the past few weeks, but I wanted to switch topics and circle back to finish the review on my Firstgear kit.

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I’m sure I’ve commented a few times, but I can’t say enough about how reliable my Firstgear Jacket and Pants have been over the past couple months. After I bought my Rainier Jacket from a friend I decided to invest in a matching set of Firstgear pants. The Escape Pants typically run around $399 new, but I found mine on clearance for under $200, which is well worth it for 4-season, armored, waterproof riding pants.

 

 

While I recorded the video back around the holidays, I’ve now worn these pants from 14F to ~85F. In the upper 20’s I wouldn’t really be concerned about the need for heated long-johns, but if you’re extreme enough to ride through the teens I would probably entertain heated thermals for long rides. MotoADVR_FirstgearEscapePants2Thus far I’ve been extremely impressed with how well these pants keep out the cold with the thermal liner in place. The only “plug-in” heated gear I use for my morning commute is currently grips and gloves; I’ve never needed anything more for my half-hour ride to the office. On the same note, these pants are extremely flexible, with the liner removed and the two hip/thigh vents open, I wouldn’t shy away from wearing them up into the 80’s. They do tend to get a bit warm while idling in traffic above about 75F, but if you’re planning a long trip and a full day of riding I would wear these pants first vs. mesh gear and a rain suit, but that’s mostly because I don’t like fussing with putting on rain gear yet I hate getting wet.MotoADVR_FirstgearEscapePants7 The vents on the pants seem well placed for mid-controls or rear-sets, but I think I get limited airflow with forward controls. I think these pants could potentially use another set of vents, however that invites the threat of leaks, which is currently not a problem. As a side note, once the temperature gets above about 60F the thermal liner starts to get pretty Toasty; if it’s above 55F when I leave in the morning, I typically leave the liner out. The thermal liner is held in by three snaps and a single “round the waist” zipper. I’ve maybe only done it once, but you can feasibly wear the liner around as pants if expect you’re going to spend some time at a destination before riding home. That said, I’m really not a big fan of the ash grey color etc., so they’re not exactly the most stylish pants.  With the liner removed the pants also have an interior mesh “comfort” liner. I’m also under the impression that the newest model of the Escape Pants do not have a thermal liner, which in my opinion, raises concerns about true 4-season flexibility . I’d love to hear comments from anyone who has experience with the newer model to see how they stack up to the set that I have.

 

MotoADVR_FirstgearEscapePantsWaistRatchetThese pants also come with a ratcheting waist adjustment. Firstgear sizes the Escape Pants as over-pants, but the adjustable waist helps offer flexibility if you decide you don’t want to use them as over-pants. I personally prefer to pack jeans or shorts separately and just change when I get to a destination so I don’t wear these as over-pants. I am 5’10”, about 185 pounds and typically wear a size 34 in Jean (U.S. sizing), so I ordered these pants in a size 32; they fit a bit snug in the winter months (especially after a few editions of Pubs & Street Eats…) but they fit as pants with the armor in correct placement. If you do decide to go back and forth (with or without jeans underneath) you may want to consider fitment of the knee armor if you’re at all concerned with safety. Along with the ratcheting waist, these pants have a really stout hook closure, YKK zipper with rain flap, and Velcro.MotoADVR_FirstgearEscapePantsConnectZipper The pants legs and thermal liner both unzip from the bottom. I also have a set of the Firstgear mesh pants that actually unzip from the top or the bottom, which is a nice feature when you need extra ventilation when sitting in traffic, but for the purposes of keeping you dry I suspect that feature was omitted from the Escape Pants. The pants also come with a connection zipper to attach them to a matching jacket; the zipper is also shipped with both sides in the event you need to sew it to a non-Firstgear Jacket.

 

MotoADVR_FirstgearEscapePantsLinerZipperJust like my Rainier Jacket, the Escape Pants have the same waterproof “Hypertex” outer shell. The Escape Pants (up to this point) have been no-joke waterproof; unlike my comments about my aging Rainier Jacket, the waterproof zipper seals have never leaked on these  pants. MotoADVR_FirstgearEscapePants9My Escape Pants are actually a generation newer than my jacket, so the zippers also have a “garage” that helps keep rain from slithering between the zipper pull and the end of the zipper; something that I believe is becoming more standard on a lot of motorcycle gear. Speaking of rain protection, one of my favorite features to these pants is the ankle gaiters. At the bottom of each leg is a waterproof “skirt” sewn inside each leg that buttons and grips your riding boots to prevent rain and road-spray from working up the pant leg. While MotoADVR_FirstgearEscapePantsGaiterOpenprobably intended to keep you dry, it also does a phenomenal job of sealing out the cold air in the winter. While I’ve not been in a situation to test it (I have no desire to ride in the rain when it’s 45F…), but I also suspect that the thermal liner has a waterproof outer layer. That certainly offers added piece of mind that you’ll stay dry, but I imagine that is the biggest contributing factor to why these pants stay so warm in the colder months.

 

MotoADVR_FirstgearEscapePants6The Escape Pants don’t have nearly the expansive amount of storage of the Rainier Jacket, having only the two flip top “dry-pockets” on the thighs and the two “hand warmer” pockets near the waist. Admittedly I avoid using the hand warmer pockets for fear of tearing the waterproof seal, or simply wearing them out from use.MotoADVR_FirstgearEscapePantsWaistPocket The hand warmer pockets aren’t particularly spacious, but I will occasionally use them for small items, but only if I plan on leaving it zipped away for the entire day. That said, the thigh dry-pockets are extremely comfortable and convenient and thus far still waterproof.  To my knowledge these pants only come in black, which contributes to the warmer temperature limit; that said, black goes with everything. MotoADVR_FirstgearEscapePants3Considering I’m a proponent  of safety gear, I really appreciate the ample reflective panels, while at the same time the subdued nature of the pants; no crazy graphics etc. The reflective panels along the lower legs are designed very similar to the panels on the Rainier Jacket.

 

MotoADVR_FirstgearEscapePantsD3OArmorThe Escape Pants come standard with D3O armor in the knees and hips. D3O hip armor is a nice touch considering that many manufacturers typically include foam pads, if any. Like I mentioned about the Rainier jacket, the D3O armor is contained in its own “pouch” that is held in the pants with large Velcro panels for adjustability. While this offers flexible placement for fitment to each individual rider, I do find that the Velcro can be a bit “scratchy” and irritating against the skin depending on seating position and under-layers. Normally I don’t notice it in the summer months when riding, however it can be a little aggravating when walking around. That said, I wouldn’t trade the D3O armor for the more traditional CE “foam-in-pocket” armor that is more common on other brands. As mentioned in the Rainier Jacket review, I love D3O armor; the flexibility of the material really adds to the comfort without sacrificing safety (Video about D3O).

 

I would say the most outstanding parts of these pants are the flexibility, solid rain proofing, and D3O armor. More often than not these pants are my “go-to” for almost 11 months of the year; the only time I really grab the mesh gear is in August at its hottest. If the temperatures in September are similar to last year, I suspect I won’t even pack the mesh gear for my annual trip to the Triumph Dragon Raid. At the Raid last year I tested these pants, again, in the rain (without the liner) and stayed dry despite the heavy downpour; which really speaks to these textile pants, despite the zippered vents. Lastly, even if the D3O armor pouches are sometimes “scratchy”, the flexibility of the D3O armor really improves comfort and offers piece of mind.

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Spring is in the Air; Feeling a Little Rusty…

MotoADVR_Oregonia4After a glorious weekend of coughing, sneezing, and otherwise congested misery, Spring is undoubtedly in the air. Sunny and 75 Saturday and Sunday I was, unfortunately, relegated to couch almost the entire weekend. Fortunately I broke the shackles on Monday long enough to take Lola for a spin around some of my favorite topography in search of a moto-tag. Ripping through sections that I’ve probably ridden a dozen or more times in the last 12 months I suddenly realized just how “rusty” I was from the winter lull. I generally like to consider myself a proponent of motorcycle safety (proper gear along with sober, competent, riding), there were a couple times I found  myself uncomfortable with the conditions. Albeit I’ve undoubtedly ridden those roads faster in the past, but given the circumstances, I assume my mental “sharpness” simply wasn’t there and I found myself less prepared to negotiate a given curve. Fortunately, there were no calamities,MotoADVR_LolaOzoneZipline however it was a fresh reminder that despite the mental eagerness, muscle memory, and the motorcycle’s enthusiasm for speed, the lack of mileage over the winter months takes a toll on your concentration, “road focus”, and alertness. I should also note that despite the heavy rains over the past few weeks, the backroads are still in considerably poor condition; with occasional hints of salt and sand, combined with significant areas of “cold-patch” scattered throughout the lane in some places. I assume that also played a role in my awkwardness when I found myself “less-on-my-game”; the thought of “an unseen patch of gravel could have killed me just then!” flying through my head.

Fortunately this (Tuesday) morning I felt much more prepared to attack the roadways on my morning commute, culminating with the encounter with some four legged wildlife. Coming around a curve in the freeway I (fortunately) spotted the unmistakable silhouette of a deer crossing the road. GoPro on as usual for my morning commute, I watched the video several times asking myself why on earth I moved over into the next lane. After the fact I realized that my initial fear was that the deer I saw was potentially just the first of several and I wanted to put some space between me and the possible threat. Whether that’s of any merit or not I have no idea, but it seemed like a good idea at the time right? Thankfully, the bike and I escaped unharmed, hopefully that fawn was equally lucky despite the conditions; along with the other motorcyclists I didn’t even notice until watching the film.

 

 

 

Now that it’s spring (here in the northern hemisphere) I’m curious: How do other riders “tune-up” after winter? Do they “feel” the difference in skill level from late fall to early spring?

 

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Voltzy’s Root Beer Stand: Pubs and Street Eats 12

What do you call a food truck that becomes a brick and mortar establishment? Voltzy’s Root Beer Stand: where the food is outstanding and the insults are free.

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Originally a trailer, I have no idea exactly when Voltzy (Rick Volz) opened in Moraine, but it’s a given he served an endless line of the General Motors rank and file for years until the plant closed in ‘08. Way back when, I discovered Voltzy’s while working at a body shop a few blocks from GM; as the resident “new guy” I was responsible for fetching lunch for the crew. At first, I questioned why anyone would actually pay for grilled cheese (something your mom usually makes in a hurry),it’s now obvious I simply hadn’t tried Voltzy’s Texas grilled cheese!

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Voltzy’s is not an establishment for the easily offended; Voltzy lets it rip, on all topics, so beware. Voltzy himself makes certain to greet you on arrival, often with insult about your punctuality (or lack thereof…). This shtick continues until the moment you leave and is only surpassed by the food, which you will love, or you will hear about it until you do. The food is also not for the faint at heart; greasy diner food at its absolute finest, it’s truly a shame they’re only open from 11AM-2PM, Monday through Saturday. Voltzy takes his cooking very seriously; despite all the heckling, he is clearly passionate about his craft; so much so he’s even grabbed samples right out of the kitchen for my wife to try after she mentioned being a harsh “coleslaw critic” (She’s now a Voltzy’s convert).

MotoADVR_VoltzysPizzaVoltzy’s menu is an evolving beast; having frequented the stand for over twelve years, a lot of the staples (Grilled cheese and “The Voltzy”) remain, while some items come and go; so read the board and prepared for the latest and greatest concoction of street food deliciousness. The menu is also somewhat seasonal, soup in the winter, and as of last year, special hours with pizza (only) for dinner (which may or not make a comeback this year, fingers crossed). Menu prices are also affordable, and run the gamut; there’s a little of everything and it’s tough to go home hungry.

 

MotoADVR_VoltzyPickles&BangBangDogBecause of the limited lunch hours and the fact I work across town, I’ve only been able to sample a small number of items, but each of them memorable. First off, I cannot pass up the fried pickles, they’re simply mandatory when having diner food. Voltzy’s rendition of the kosher delicacy are served as spears and fried until the breading is a hint on the crunchy side, which may or may not be your bag. Served with honey mustard, I can’t complain, although I admit I’m still a bit partial to tempura breading, but don’t tell Voltzy, I’ll never hear the end of it!

 

MotoADVR_VoltzyJalapenoDogAfter fried pickles I have to try my second staple food group, a hot dog. This week’s special was the “Bang Bang Dog”; I saw the word bacon, I stopped reading and ordered one. The Bang Bang Dog is served with cabbage, bacon, onion, “Sweet Heat” (I have no idea what that is, but I assume some sort of mustard), and cheese; all piled high on a quarter pound hot dog. I usually shy away from cabbage, especially if it’s cooked, but not in this case, another stellar addition to the menu. With a little space left, you may want to squeeze in another favorite of mine, the Jalapeno Smoked Sausage; served with green peppers, onions, jalapenos, and dash of horse radish to kick it up another notch.

 

MotoADVR_VoltzySlammerFor folks looking for convenience food, I recommend the “Voltzy Slammer Wrap”; essentially a Voltzy burger and fries, all in one. The Slammer is a cheeseburger served with ham, provolone and American cheese, onions, pickles, more of that delicious horse radish, mayonnaise, sweet mustard, and a side of fries, all stuffed into a tortilla. Delicious.
Newcomers can’t go wrong with “The Volzty” (cheeseburger served with ham, onions, and “sauce”) or the “Betty Ann” (double cheeseburger served with onion, pickle, mayo, and double cheese). I’m also told that you MUST try a slaw dog; which are only served on Fridays and Saturdays.  Voltzy also proudly serves Frostop root beer; top notch root beer from Columbus Ohio as it turns out.

 

MotoADVR_VoltzySpecialsIt should also be known that Voltzy offers what is probably the most incredible food challenges ever wagered; a 14 pound cheese burger he calls the “Bill Clinton Divorce Finale”. If a contender completes the challenge, that lucky winner will walk away as the first person to have completed the challenge, and a $100 richer; to date, all challengers have walked away gorged and $40 dollars poorer.

 

Saturdays are usually quite busy, so if you’re pressed for time, or bringing a group, I recommend you call ahead. In fact, Voltzy might berate you for not calling ahead, even if you’re not in a hurry.

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Progressive International Motorcycle Show, Chicago: Harley Davidson Motorcycles

MotoADVR_HDevoCustomThis year I can say I actually walked into the Harley booth. Last year in Cleveland I think I walked by, but decided that it was way too crowded and I didn’t want to wade through all the people. To Harley’s credit, the vast majority of their modern lineup is readily available for the browsing on almost any showroom (and there are lots of showrooms), so I’ve seen most of their modern bikes in person anyway. This year however, I admit I wanted to get a closer look at the new 2016 Softail Slim S.  MotoADVR_HDsiftailSlimS2Almost completely blacked out, covered in matte olive drab paint, with a big white star on the tank, I can’t help but love that bike. The new  Softail slim, with 110 cubic inch Twin Cam engine, is unmistakably a LONG way from the ‘43 WLA, but the likeness is still quite obvious. I have no rational reason, what so ever, to spend $18k on a Harley cruiser, but I can’t deny I wouldn’t complain about a winning one in a contest.

 

MotoADVR_HarleyVintageFlathead1Outside the manufacturer’s booth, countless custom bikes littered the conference center. With old and new scattered about, I was, again, mostly drawn to the vintage flatheads. I have no explanation but I love vintage, and it doesn’t stop with motorcycles; even knowing that side-valve performance is garbage, the old flatheads are simply gorgeous, rust and all. That aside, there were custom builds of every variety on site; from neo-retro, to flat track “esque” conversions, to Mad Maxian rat bikes.

 

 

Again, love them or hate them, Harley Davidson motorcycles are a staple of American motorcycle culture. While I cannot justify purchasing a new one, I do appreciate their bikes aesthetically, and someday hope to have some sort of apocalyptic Harley custom parked in the garage… just as soon as I get a garage.

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Progressive International Motorcycle Show, Chicago: Triumph’s New British Twins

MotoADVR_TriumphStreetTwinTankI’m actually a little sore with Triumph regarding their showing in Chicago. Despite the fact that Triumph has a bike for virtually every class of motorcycle, they decided to only bring the 2016 Bonneville “Reborn” models to Chicago; moreover, rumor has it that they also skipped all but select IMS show locations this year. I imagine someone in the Triumph North America accounting department assumed it was too expensive to haul around a fleet of bikes to the motorcycle shows while concurrently running the Bonneville Reborn tour. I suppose that Polaris may be financially larger than Triumph, but either way they still ship a Demo truck around the country multiple times a year, meanwhile taking not one, but two, motorcycle brands to various IMS locations each winter; but what do I know?

 

MotoADVR_TriumphT120MatteGreyDespite my rant about Triumph “marketing”, I did at least get the chance to see some of the new Street Twin and T120 models that were not in Columbus when I drove over to the local Bonneville Reborn showing.  I had the hots for the new T120 Black in Columbus, but that bike has nothing on the matte slate grey… wow. Triumph also brought one of the matte Street Twins with the Vance and Hines Scrambler inspiration kit, also a nice touch. Considering I expect to do some motorcycle shopping this spring, it’s hard not to want to customize a blacked out Street Twin considering the $8,700 price tag. I was also able to finally get my eyes on the Red Thruxton R. I have also loved the Thruxton for some time; the new Thruxton R is absolutely stunning with resume to boot… all done up in Red. I can’t ask for more.

 

 

Triumph also brought the 2016 revision to the Speed Triple. It would be a long time before I could justify the purpose of the legendary Speed Triple, but I cannot deny I want to take one home. Mind you, I’ve always been a round headlight Speed Triple fan, but I will say that I do like the new look of the Speedy, even if it’s merely subtle aesthetic changes; the Speedy just looks fast… just sitting there…

 

Beyond the Triumph booth various Triumph custom builds were scattered throughout the show. I might go as far as to say the after Harley Davidson, Triumph was probably one of the top three brands of choice for custom builders (there were a lot of Indians about as well). I took quite a few photos of some absolutely stunning custom work, along with a candid of my most sought after Tiger XC…

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