Friday Fail: Trusting the Weatherman

3-27-15 WeatherAfter double and triple checking the forecast early this morning, I scrambled around the house to gather my cold weather riding gear. Mr. Meteorologist said it would warm up to 37 today, with 20% chance of precipitation after Noon. No problem, I can handle a few rain drops I thought. Thus, at a ripe 29 degrees I decided to brave the frost in the hopes of at least riding to work one day this week.

Arriving at work I was invigorated from the chilly yet otherwise exceptional commute to the office. Suddenly around 10 AM I looked out the window and noticed the gloomy clouds off into the distance. Not long after 11, a pretty significant amount of flurries were swirling outside the window. Not the first time the weatherman has been a bit “off” so I checked the forecast again to make sure I didn’t need to flee back to the house for four wheels. Shockingly, the forecast had been revised since my 7 AM visit, now showing 0% chance of precipitation for the rest of the day. Scoffing at the hourly forecast, I looked at the radar, noting the blue splotches all over the city. Weather.com tends to be the “most” accurate of all the local weather venues, so I checked the “future-cast”, no snow or rain storms anywhere over Dayton between noon and 5. The irony here is that the snow CURRENTLY falling in Indiana was completely missing from the future-cast model (that’s a bad sign). Worse still, I noticed the temperature was still a good 5 degrees below the forecasted temperature for 11 AM.

At this point, the fear of being stranded at the office with a snow covered bike began to set in. Ultimately I could ride over to a nearby friends, or push the bike into the shop and pick it up Saturday; just a matter of getting a ride home. Truth be told, I assumed that it would be nothing but flurries between noon and five, but my biggest fear was that since the weatherman was FLAT OUT WRONG at this point, freezing rain could easily occur during rush hour, and that was the LAST thing I wanted to be stuck in.

Snatching up me gear, I headed out to the parking lot to book it home. Key in the ignition, typical sound of fuel pump/EFI whine, I thumbed the ignition; “click”. The biggest Sigh… and again “click”. “Nice” I thought to myself, kicking up the side stand and pushing the bike backwards up to the “higher” side of the parking lot. Without a long tirade about how awesome manual transmissions are and how I hate automatics; the ability to push start is always a perk to a manual. Push starting your motorcycle is not easy by yourself, but I’ve successfully done it before (on no less than 3 occasions). With the bike at the high end of the lot, I popped the “fuel enricher” (choke for EFI) and started pushing the bike down the include. Push, Step, step, step, coast, 2nd gear, clutch, crank, crank, skid… sigh. After two attempts I finally called the cavalry and had a buddy give me a solid shove and I was finally off. Racing back to the house I admitted defeat against old man winter yet again.

As I sit here writing this now, it’s a crisp 28 degrees outside; almost 10 degrees colder than the “estimated” high today. Yet another reinforcement of an old motorcycle guideline: “Despite the forecast, it’s going to rain”.

P.S. you’ll probably see a post about a new battery in the near future…

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Pubs and Street Eats 4: Random Roadside Pizza

MotoADVRmacsFrontWhile touring creepy places and chasing down the covered bridge tag last week, I stumbled across a roadside pizza place that caught my fancy. Generally I find state routes to be somewhat boring, but Ohio State Route 725 has just enough curves to keep me interested between Dayton and the Indiana border. Approaching Gratis I noticed a pickup pull out of a mom and pop stop, coincidentally called “Mamma Mac’s Pizza”. Racing the setting sun to land another moto tag I vowed to swing back around for a short taste.

MotoADVRsaddleChzBreadIn the interest of entertainment, I’m becoming more comfortable with the statement “Hi. I’ve never been here before. What’s good?” Dressed in my full gear and peeling off my neck gaiter, the nice lady behind the counter regretfully informed me that they were out of their famous pizza bread. Considering I was already rocking the loaded tail bag, that wasn’t an option anyway. I sprung for a small snack considering I had no storage available and still wanted to get home before the sun went down; Mamma Mac’s Cheesy breadsticks did not disappoint. As previously mentioned, I’m a pizza aficionado (if I don’t say so myself), and especially like cheesy bread. For Dayton folk, I’m a big fan of Marco’s Pizza’s cheesy bread, and you can’t go wrong with Cousin Vinny’s Big Ten and a Cheesy bread at O’drunk thirty. That behind said, in my opinion, the bar has been raised; of all the cheesy bread I’ve had, Mamma Mac’s is currently holding the championship trophy. MotoADVRsettingSunThe cheesy bread is thick and fluffy, with melted cheesy stretching arm to arm when you try to peel back a piece. The clincher; exactly the right amount of garlic mixed with the delicious cheese; phenomenal. For an added bonus I will also suggest getting the cheese dip instead of the marinara sauce (no extra charge); beware, the nacho cheese may overpower the unsuspecting. Appetite content and gorged with delicious cheese, I sped off into the sunset, sworn to bring my better half for lunch at the next available date.

MotoADVRmacsSignFortunately I didn’t have to wait long to sample more items on the menu. With my wonderful wife in tow, I returned on Saturday to compare Mamma Mac’s pizza pie. Without a doubt, this roadside establishment is “family owned and operated”. I’m pretty sure there were two folks on hand at my last visit, and I believe the poor gentleman waiting on us Saturday was hustling along by his lonesome. If you’re on a schedule, probably best to call ahead. Fortunately, I’m all about small business, and the wife and I had nowhere to be.

MotoADVRmacsMenuThe menu is considerably lengthy considering the size of the business; making final decisions pretty tough. Knowing how good the cheesy bread was, there was no way I was letting Chrissy miss out. She’s normally a fan of “fully loaded” pizza, but to Mamma Mac’s credit, they’ve put a great signature on “Supreme” pizza; it’s not “Supreme” without banana peppers, and Bacon! Looking to spice things up some, Chrissy also threw in a Meatball Sub. MotoADVRmacsChzBreadIf I hadn’t mentioned before, beyond pizza, I’m also a sandwich guy; breakfast, lunch, dinner, it’s all good. I assume it’s a military byproduct, convenience food, “eat & move”. Anyway, the menu from Mama Macs deserves credit for offering a list of sandwich options if you need to grab and go.

The Meatball Sub was solid; however this is definitely the wife’s department. I’m all about sandwiches, but I tend to prefer the cold cut, or club variety. To go along with that, I’m pretty spoiled, my father-in-law makes some killer meatballs. Sadly, all commercial establishments are fighting an uphill battle there. Still, can you really go wrong with Marinara, melted cheese and a liberal amount of meatballs? In this case, only when it comes to keeping the contents inside the hoagie. From a guy who wouldn’t order the meatball sub for himself, I’d have it again. The Meatballs were certainly above Subway standards, yet unsurprisingly, still fell short of the secret family recipe (I can’t fault them for that, everyone loves grandma’s cooking best).

MotoADVRpizzaHaving no idea what to expect, I actually figured I’d be looking at sliced “pie” pizza based on the cheesy bread. To my surprise, Mama Mac’s is actually pie pizza cut into squares, or “Dayton Pizza” as some folks describe it (rumor is square pizza is “Midwestern”; I don’t know anything about that). While I prefer pie cut pizza (Chicago or New York Style if I can get it), I wasn’t about to complain about the generous amounts of sausage, bacon, and banana peppers laid out before me. We ordered the Supreme with regular crust, but I’m told thin crust is also available. Having had square pizza before, I have yet to establish the difference between regular or thin crust pizza from places like Ron’s & Marion’s.  In this case, I suppose it’s like comparing Marion’s and Donato’s pizza for “who has the thinnest” crust. It’s square pizza… it’s always thin! At any rate, folks should probably be warned, I considered their regular crust to be somewhat “doughy” despite being thin. While I like doughy pizza (i.e. Digiorno), the wife definitely does not. For me, no complaints; toppings piled high and lightly “singed” under the pizza oven, I got what I paid for. For locals looking to stop by, I would probably put Mama Mac’s on par with Ron’s Pizza in Miamisburg; it’s also similar to Christy’s in Vandalia (but better). The “regular” crust is thicker than Ron’s, and the toppings are piled higher, more like Marion’s (mind you, I ordered supreme). $16 for a 12” pizza might be a be a bit steep for some ($10.50 for 1 topping), but with bacon piled high… it’s still cheaper than Marion’s. I probably wouldn’t go as far to describe the pizza as the artisan variety you’d find at Dewey’s, Hairless Hare, or Pies & Pints, but if you’re looking for a carry out on Friday night, or a place to stop after a long ride, it’s worth the taste. If nothing else, I will always know where the best cheesy bread is to be found; and I have yet to try the “Famous” pizza bread.

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Going the distance: Metzeler Marathon ME 880

MotoADVRme880rearWhile not specifically covered in my review of the Triumph Speedmaster, the bike came with some pretty sweet options for an “entry level” motorcycle. I’m a big fan of the adjustable levers, 90 degree hard valve stems, and the bulletproof stock Metzeler tires. If nothing else, Triumph got it right when they mounted the Metzeler Marathon ME 880’s on their new cruiser lines; 25,000 miles later, I can’t see myself buying anything else.

Prior to my trip to The Dragon last year, I was concerned I was going to be due for a new rear tire. I went ahead and and changed the tire early, just in case I found fowl weather on the trip down. At 18,000 miles, the tire still has some significant meat left on it, but after weathering the punishing rain we dealt with on the trip, I was glad I made the switch. Metzeler now offers the new ME 888 Ultra Marathon tire, so I upgraded the rear to an (advertised) even longer distance tire.

MotoADVRme880vs888This week, the front finally reached the wear marks, with help from some good friends, we spooned off the ME 880 champion at just over 25k. This was an awesome lesson in “do-it-yourself” motorcycle maintenance. Anyone convinced that they’ll save money riding vs. driving has probably not done the math regarding motorcycle service costs. Can you save money? Sure you can, but I doubt the average American has the dedication it takes to ride year-round, in all weather, and the mechanical inclination to do services at home in order to shave pennies off just driving a car. While I am aspiring to reach that level, I’m not going to kid myself, good tires are easily going to run you $15o apiece, and that’s not even mounted and balanced. I know guys that are probably shelling out about $350-500 a year installing new tires alone, suddenly putting new shoes on the Chevy seems reasonable.

MotoADVRme880frontSoap box aside, it was actually really fulfilling spooning on my own tires; well, helping anyway. With the right tools, the job was actually a lot easier than I thought it would be. I emphasis “the right tools” because that means everything; fortunately my buddy Chuck has made the investment in the right tools. This lesson was two fold for me; one, I want to do as much as my own maintenance as possible; and two, I have aspirations of off road adventures to far off lands, cMotoADVRme880spoonhanging a tire is pretty much a given, better to have those skills now. While we certainly weren’t spooning on the tire the old fashioned way, the concept is the same, just involves more muscle and more finesse.

MotoADVRme888mountedLastly I want to close with a selfish plug for Metzeler. While I could probably have bought cheaper tires, the Marathon ME 880s have been dauntless, so I couldn’t see myself buying anything other than the new ME 888. The Speedmaster weighs 550 pounds in running order, and has taken me around town and as far as North Carolina, through every road condition short of snow (there may have been a few off road adventures as well). When I changed the rear at 18k people were impressed with the mileage, even for a cruiser. When I tell them that I’m changing the front at 25k, they’re speechless. One would think that for a tire that hard I would have grip issues; not the case. I rode to the Dragon last year after a 7 hour commute through the worst rain I’ve experienced, even in a car; never had a grip issue. While no longer raining the Tail of the Dragon itself was still soaked when I crossed, still no complaints about handling. For me, the Metzeler Marathons are the pinnacle of cruiser tires, I can’t say enough about how great they are. If I ever manage to get my hands on the Tiger I’m craving so badly, I’m looking to mount a set of Metzeler Karoo 3s to see how they fair.

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Around Town: Creepy places, covered bridges, and moto tag

motoADVRcampMiamiShortly after purchasing my shiny new Triumph Speedmaster, I met up with the local Rider’s Association of Triumph (RAT). I have learned a lot from riding with the seasoned group of veterans that the local RAT pack is, made some good friends, and picked up a cool motorcycle game called “Landmark Moto Tag”. For those of you who are unfamiliar, the game is played by someone going to a given location and taking a photo of their bike in front of the sign or landmark. The next person to go by that place and take a photo of their bike is “it” and has the right to place the next tag somewhere else. I’ve seen that this game is played on various message boards and rider circles (i.e. ADVrider.com), obviously rules vary depending upon the group. Needless to say, this game has taken me to interesting places, and occasionally even some good food. The weather finally broke and the stagnant “moto tag” message board came alive with new locations. Monday was sunny and 70, so there was no way I wasn’t going to hunt down some backroads and hopefully some good photos.

motoADVRcampMiami4Camp Miami, formerly known as the Miami Military Institute (MMI). MMI was built in 1885 initially built for the Twin Valley College and Ohio Conservatory of Music but later switched to a military school. Apparently sometime around the Great Depression decreasing attendance lead to closure. At some point the property was motoADVRcampMiami3given or purchased by a local Germantown Church and run as “Camp Miami”. It’s actually impressive to me how difficult it was to find the before mentioned information, moreover I cannot seem to find anything regarding “Camp Miami” beyond the history of the property. A few years back I was a service technician at the local cable company; I had a service call at the adjacent residence to the motoADVRcampMiami6Methodist Church and noticed “Camp Miami” off in the distance. Promising to come back someday with a camera, the opportunity finally surfaced this week. I’m not typically the kind of person that believes in ghost stories and whatnot, but without fail, there was certainly an eerie feeling flowing out of the building. Assumedly it was the cold air blowing out of the basement, but that really didn’t make me feel any better. Knowing that I may have been trespassing, I tried to keep my visit short; motoADVRcampMiami2the whole time waiting for the “I Am Legend” zombies to pour out of the dark cavernous windows. The building is now in significant decay; I’ve seen some pretty stunning photos of the interior on the web, but I’m not sure if I would venture to far inside considering the state of the roof at the moment. None of which do I think I would be doing solo.

 

MotoADVRwitchesTowerPatterson Tower, also known as “The Witch’s Tower” or “Frankenstein’s Tower”. For whatever reason, the observation tower was built during the Great Depression by the National Youth Administration from stones gathered from condemned building around the Dayton area and completed in 1940. I recall a few nights from my teenage years where we would pile into the car to go out to “Witch’s Tower” in the hopes of seeing something cool. MotoADVRwitchesTower1At the time, the urban legend I heard was that the tower was open in the center, apparently a couple kids had climbed the tower and someone had fallen down from the top through the hole in the center; or some other nonsense. More often than not we were more spooked by the likelihood of the cops coming by and telling us to get lost than we ever were of creepy ghost stories. That being said, apparently the truth is arguably more frightening than the legend. May 17th, 1967, Peggy Harmeson and her boyfriend “fled to the tower” to avoid inclement weather. MotoADVRwitchesTower2Apparently, moments later the tower was struck by lightning, killing Peggy Harmeson and rendering her boyfriend unconscious. Today local organizations have done an excellent job keeping up the property, the tower is hardly the graffiti ridden landmark that I recall it being in the late 90’s.

MotoADVRwoodlandSaintIs it creepy to find beauty and art in a cemetery? Speaking of Moto Tag, cemeteries are often chosen as tags, thus I’ve been to a few on the bike. That being said, I find serenity in old cemeteries; it’s interesting to look a weathered architecture, statues, and headstones, the older the better. Dayton, especially the greater Dayton area has no shortage of old cemeteries. When riding last weekend I also stopped to take a few snapshots, which is where the plot thickens. Last Sunday my first stop was actually Calvary Cemetery downtown. You can almost see the properly from I-75, but it’s unmistakable if you’re headed downtown on Patterson Boulevard (Dixie Highway). Until recently I hadn’t the time to stop in, but on a lazy Sunday I wanted to snap more pictures of deteriorating statues and headstones. MotoADVRharmesonStoneFrom my post last week, I was extremely impressed with the Soldier’s section, including veterans from the Spanish American War. What does this have to do with the before mentioned location? While I was somewhat skeptical of both of the before mentioned stories, as it turns out, Peggy Harmeson is actually interned at Calvary Cemetery. Coincidence no doubt, but it’s still ironic to me that a week chasing down “ghost stories” started where another story ended. Still skeptical of some sort of internet hoax, I actually found Peggy Harmeson’s headstone to prove she did exist, and did die at age 16.

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Chasing down Monday’s Tag

It was an excellent week of riding, albeit a bit creepy at times. If you haven’t played moto tag before, I recommend finding a good forum and joining a game. If nothing else, you’ll never be in short supply of destinations, and you’re likely to find some good road food on a way. If you’re lucky, you might even find some creepy old stories.

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Pubs and Street Eats 3: Weekend Wandering

MotoADVRgangTagsThe long awaited dry weekend finally arrived. With spring in the air (albeit a crisp 40 degrees) I donned my armored gear and helmet and headed out onto the road. With no place in particular to go, I stopped randomly around downtown to shoot some photos. In the past weeks I’ve noticed a few different places with significant graffiti from the freeway, so I wanted to see if I MotoADVRsoldierTombstonecould move in for a closer look. I cannot confirm or deny the sight of any “employee access only” signs, but it was Sunday, shouldn’t the gate have been closed?

MotoADVRoregonMoving on, I scooted through the historic Oregon district for a just a moment; when the sun stays out later, I expect I will cover some of the local pubs there; it’s certainly not a Sunday morning affair. I’m a big sucker for old houses, as I am for urban decay, I would probably walk around motoADVRurbanRail“the Oregon” taking photos if I didn’t think someone would call the cops. Dayton actually has a substantial amount of beautiful old property, some of which is actually well preserved if you know where to find it.

motoADVRruralSiloAfter nearly combusting under the warming heat of the morning sun on my, VERY winter, riding gear, it was time to ditch the urban sprawl and get into the farm country. If I had not previously mentioned, I volunteer with a veteran focused charity called The Battle Buddy Foundation (www.tbbf.org). The Battle Buddy Foundation is a veteran re-integration charity, mostly known for their psychiatric service dog program. Service dogs can be instrumental in aiding veterans MotoADVRcowshealing from combat Post Traumatic Stress. There is a poker run benefiting Battle Buddy coming up this May that I am helping to plan, so I figured I would scout out some good back roads through Greene County. Conditions on county back roads were less than ideal, to say the least. Truthfully, I was impressed at how well last week’s light rain had successfully pushed most of the sand off the higher traffic roads. That being said, the intersections were still quite perilous, and the cars were less than pleased with my extreme caution when making turns.

MotoADVRkelleysCafeAs the lunch hour approached, I realized that I was a short stretch of U.S. 35 from a local pub in Jamestown. I was on site at a customer’s factory out that way a few years back when I discovered that Kelley’s Café and Pub was an excellent lunch stop. The couple times I’ve visited before, the place was pretty empty; not this day, it was hopping. Apparently it’s a prime lunch destination after Sunday morning service. Fortunately, the bar was pretty quiet; which suits me, I fit in better at the bar anyway. Grabbing a stool, I was impressed with six taps for such a small place. No complaints from me, I love Guinness and Killian’s but I was psyched to see Pabst Blue Ribbon on draft! Yes I love craft beer. MotoADVRkelleysBarYes I love PBR. Sorry, I can’t explain it either. Looking over the menu, making a decision was tough; I love pub food, and I had no room to take leftovers with me on the bike. Normally the wife and I will sample three or four items and split them, but that option wasn’t available. I finally landed on the Dublin Melt: Turkey, Ham & Cheese on Pretzel Bun, with onion, mayo, lettuce, and tomato; it was amazing. The Cole slaw was also decent; that’s saying something because I hate Cole slaw. The sandwich also came with a heaping pile of chips; all told this MotoADVRdublinClubmeal could probably be split by two people who are eating light on a road trip. Even better if those two people threw in an order of the Fried Pickles! On my previous visits my tablemates have complimented their Corned Beef Rueben and Philly Cheesesteak; I’m also a big fan of their Mac & Pepper Jack bites.

For whatever reason you might find yourself passing through Jamestown, I recommend a stop at Kelley’s café. There’s a lot to choose from on the menu, the staff is very friendly, and did I mention there’s draft beer? While I’m not much a shopper, the Jeffersonville outlet mall is just “down the road”. Kelley’s might be a good place to unwind afterword, or perhaps a good “waiting” location while the significant other is shopping.

All in all it was a nice day for riding, four counties in one day, I couldn’t complain. The trip was mostly lunch and taking in the sights, so I figured I’d post a few more snapshots below.
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Surviving the Winter: Spring arrives at last!

MotoADVRtrainBridgeSeoiaAfter dumping another six inches of snow on us two weeks back, the big meltdown has finally begun. Sadly, my trusty steed stayed in the stable for most of last weekend as my driveway was a muddy bog for most of the weekend, but I still took Lola around the block (twice) and topped off the tank for the coming week. I’m typically on the fence about riding the bike on salty, but dry roads, not so much for the safety concern as the corrosion threat. Fortunately, after a good long rain on Monday, I finally got the bike out to see some of the local sights.

MotoADVRpotHoleI would argue to say that this is probably the most dangerous time to be out riding. Drivers haven’t seen motorcycles in months, and are therefore not mentally searching for my small profile. The ice and snow has finally melted, but has left behind the pot holes, rocks, sand, and sometimes salt all over the road, especially in the intersections. Lastly, most riders have presumably “parked” their bikes for the past few months and are therefore re-entering the roadway with stagnant riding skills. Beyond a car turning left in front of me, my biggest concern getting out on the road at this point is typically having the restraint to realize the conditions and resist the urge to pin it around the next bend. As much as I was absolutely dying for a long ride down my favorite local routes, I kept things slow and simple this week.

MotoADVRrustyBridgeAs mentioned previously, I have thing for urban decay; these first rides seemed like as good a time as any to tool around town and snap some photos. One of my favorite local curves also has a relatively dated train bridge, so I pulled off to the side of the road to shoot a few photos. There was actually a shocking amount of traffic for this time of day, which made snapping a few shots a lot tougher than I expected. While the bike was parked firmly on dry asphalt off the road, I was dodging cars and attempting to not get stuck in the mud from all the recent rainfall.

MotoADVRburgMoundOut and about through some of Miamisburg’s riverside back roads I decided to stop by the Miamisburg Mound for a snapshot. For those of you unaware, a prehistoric Indian burial mound is located not far from the Great Miami River in Miamisburg. Apparently the Miamisburg mound is actually one of the two largest conical burial mounds in north America. I had big plans to hop off the bike and grab a few panoramic shots of the south metro area from atop the 65 foot mound (already high on the valley ridge), but I wasn’t about to fight the mud; perhaps another day.

Soaking up what was left of the evening sun I grabbed a few more photos of more local bridges gathering rust, then stopped in front of a few local restaurant and pubs that I have plans to visit in the coming weeks.

When the weather finally breaks, where’s the first place you go?

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Pubs and Street Eats 2: Hairless Hare Brewery

20150215_155756The big meltdown finally started yesterday, and I mean that in a good way. After weeks of (not so patiently) waiting, the deep freeze came to an end. I was so anxious for daylight savings time, I actually set all the clocks ahead an hour Saturday afternoon instead of Sunday morning. Fortunately, I don’t waste the time resetting the clock on the bike. That may or may not make sense, for those who park between October and March (insurance?), that’s pretty much a non-issue, for me I do it to remind myself of what time I’d rather it be. Without a long rant about switching the clocks back in forth, I’m in favor of switching to Daylight Savings Time and leaving it there. At any rate, since I was waiting for the mud hole that is my driveway to dry, riding had to wait, therefore I stopped by one of my local favorites for lunch, The Hairless Hare Brewery.

20150215_160629Hairless Hare Brewery is a new microbrewery in Vandalia that opened in 2013. Microbreweries are popping up all over town, which is fine with me; while I don’t condone drinking and riding (nor driving for that matter), I’m still a big fan of beer, especially craft brew. Hairless Hare is a pretty quaint store in the back of small shopping center (conveniently located next door to an American Legion); unfortunately, you could probably zip right past it if you don’t know where you’re going. Fortunately, I’m well on my way to becoming a regular.

HairlessHareBarOnce inside you’ll find a lengthy bar, about ten taps, eight or so tables scattered about, and several board games sitting on the piano; I’ll also mention they have the biggest set of Jenga I’ve ever seen (figures I forgot to shoot a photo). The service is excellent, and it’s very common to see the owners and brew master behind the bar. True to their website, they typically have about eight beers on tap, ranging from light ales, to hoppy IPAs, or dark chocolate stouts. I like beer that looks like 10W-40 after about 6,000 miles, so my personal favorite is the Rabbit Hole Chocolate Stout. Their Chocolate stout is a great blend between coffee and chocolate. The second runner up would probably be the Breakfast Brown; HairlessHareFlightwhich also has a chocolate taste, but with more oatmeal flavor with hints of honey and a smokey finish. The American Ale is a solid choice for any Budweiser drinkers you might bring along with you that aren’t into craft beers. I will also recommend that light beer drinkers try their Kolsch; which is unfortunately sold out at the moment. If you’re a craft beer person it’s a good plan to get a flight, four (roughly) four-ounce pours for $5.50, which is a great deal for what you’re getting. If you’re not riding, and going to stay a while, you could feasibly get two flights and try everything they have on draft at any given time. Today both of my favorites were sold out unfortunately, so I had the T-Dawgs Amber Ale which was also fantastic. I’m a big fan of Sam Adams, I would equate the Amber Ale to a “smoother” Sam Adams Lager. While I frown on bottled beer, apparently there are projects in the works to have some beers bottled. Hairless Hare also has some small distribution locally that you can try, The King’s Table, Fricker’s, and Chappy’s Tap Room to name a few.

HairlessHarePizzaTuesday through Sunday the pizza kitchen is open, which for me, rivals the draw of the beer. I consider myself somewhat a pizza connoisseur with only one rule: I love all pizza, as long as there isn’t fish on it. After The Hairless Hare’s Smoked Salmon Pizza, I was forced to rescind that rule; delicious. Locally I would almost go as far as to compare their pizza to Dewey’s Pizza downtown. I fully recognize that several folks in the audience just scoffed at my claim, so I’ll suggest that Pies & Pints is also similar to Dewey’s (and better), and you should stop into Hairless Hare an try it. The hot dogs are also good, you can’t go wrong with Pita Chips and Humus, and the pretzels are also killer. I haven’t had the soup or cheese tray yet, but based on the pizza, I’m pretty hopeful.

All in all, Hairless Hare is rapidly becoming my favorite stop in town, if only it wasn’t so far from the house. If you’re up north, I highly recommend dropping in just for the pizza, get it to go if you don’t have time to stay. If you’re headed out, don’t forget you can also get a growler of your favorite craft brew.

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Lusting After New Wheels: The Dual Sport Conundrum

20150131_153138I’ve covered several times that I’m in the market to trade up for an Adventure bike. I’ve done a few test rides, and am looking forward to a few more this summer to help narrow the decision. Ultimately I want a more utilitarian machine, something with more suspension, luggage, and less stuff to polish. At the same time, I know I’m attempting the impossible, finding one motorcycle to “do-it-all”; knowing full well, a bike that does good at everything, is seldom great at anything.

I digress, the conundrum is this: Where are local dual sport trails? Is it worth the investment to pay more for the off-road capabilities if I only ride off-road 10% of the time… or less? Would having the ability now pay off later since I wouldn’t need to upgrade again or buy more accessories later?

2015 Tiger 800 XCxAs it stands right now, the easiest and closest dual sport destination is Shawnee Forest near Portsmouth Ohio. That’s right around a two hour ride from Dayton; which isn’t particularly long, but I am concerned that amount of time may limit the frequency that my hot new dual sport tires will find the dirt. Truth be told, there is the Dayton Motorcycle Club, which has an off-road course just southwest of downtown. From their website, they’re very open, but it’s still a member’s only club and they appear to have some sort of “prospecting” period from what I can tell. I would also say it’s primarily a motocross club, something most Dual Sports are not. I expect there are some decent riding locations in southeastern Indian as well, but still about two hours away. I know I want the ability to ride anywhere, just trying to figure out if it’s work purchasing the extra gear if I only use it a couple times a year.

Tires is also a serious consideration. Mind you, I have no dirt experience at this moment, but there is undoubtedly a huge difference between the 90/10 tires that most Adventure bikes are fitted with from the factory, versus Heidenau or Metzeler Karoo tires. While at this moment I have also not spooned on a tire (this will be happening very soon, stay tuned…) but spooning on knobbies every time I want to go ride in the dirt is no fun. Heidenau seems like a very legitimate 60/40 solution for more adventure bikes, but then it’s the same argument as before; is it worth the premium?

Undoubtedly, the new Tiger 800 is at the top of wish list. The new ride features, reviews, creature comforts (Cruise control!), and triple cylinder engine make it tough to beat in my mind. That said, it comes in two trims, one for street, one for dirt; with about $1,000 separating the two, moreover I’m not going to shell out the loot to buy additional off-road accessories if I stick the tarmac. Removing the premium for a dirt worthy machine also opens up additional models to choose from for the price of a legitimate dual sport.

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Tigers and tigers… oh my…

Certainly I’m not the first guy with this problem; have you had a hard time deciding between two similar bikes? What was the deciding factor in your choice? What’s the best of both worlds? Which is worse, buy accessories in the attempt to make a bike something it’s not, or spending money on stuff you don’t use?

 

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Indian Motorcycles: Seduced by an icon

IndianShieldOhio weather has continued its depressingly frigid trend this week, with more snow on the way shortly. Admittedly, motorcycle news has improved slightly this week as manufacturers are getting their new demo bikes out to the press outlets; I caught a few “first rides” this week. What really caught my eye this week was an article from Motorcyclist regarding the focus on heritage of the Indian brand. With this in mind, I also recently came across news of a new Indian Motorcycle dealership in northern Cincinnati; under the influence of cabin fever, it was time for a field trip.

IndianTankScriptI was really excited back in 2013 when I first heard that Indian was making a comeback. I’m a sucker for underdog stories, I can’t help it, but Indian’s story is even deeper. After essentially ceasing operations in 1953, the Indian trademark passed through the hands of various owners for years with little success until Polaris acquired the company in 2011. While the lines of Victory Motorcycles are extremely polarizing, it is difficult to ignore the fact that Polaris Industries has essentially built a successful motorcycle brand from the ground up with Victory. I’m hopeful that with Polaris at the reins, Indian can finally experience the rebirth the brand deserves.

IndianAMHcincyItching to finally get an in-depth look at the new Indians, I pulled up to the new American Heritage Motorcycles (AMH) store in Cincinnati. Apparently AMH is a dealer franchise that’s popping up in the Midwest in attempt to bolster the Indian dealership network. I will say unlike other dealers I’ve been to, AMH is advertising that they aspire to form lifetime relationships with motorcycle riders, which is actually a breath of fresh air after the way I have been treated elsewhere in southwest Ohio. Apparently AMH Cincy opened right around the turn of this past year, but didn’t really start getting motorcycles in stock until just recently. IndianAMHcincyInThe showroom opens up with surrounding glass windows for ample lighting, wood floors, several Indian bikes about, with a “fireplace”, leather couches, and coffee table as the center piece. A nice “homey” touch on a motorcycle shop if I do say so, much less industrial compared to pretty much every other dealer I’ve been to.

I have an inexplicable appreciation for Indian motorcycles. IndianRoadmasterHonestly, the fenders do absolutely nothing for me, but I can’t stop looking at the bikes. I don’t know if it’s the engine, the heritage, the copious chrome, I just can’t stop looking at them. It’s like the Art Deco of the bikes stands timeless against the iPhone age we now live in. I am by no means in the market for a new cruiser, but still found myself impressed with this up and close interview with these new bikes, so much so I immediately found myself combing over the details of the new Roadmaster. The Roadmaster, essentially a loaded Chieftain, is land barge by all rights; undoubtedly aimed directly at Harley Davidson’s Electra Glide. While certainly IndianRoadmasterDashnot my cup of tea, I was still impressed with the on-screen menus, unobtrusive digital user interface, cruise control, internally wired handle bars, and general fit and finish of the controls, especially after looking over the Victory touring bikes. I was extremely impressed with the new adjustable windscreen, which I had completely forgotten was adjustable until the sales rep started thumbing through the options for me and changed the height setting; credit to Indian for making the mechanics of an adjustable screen overly subtle. Beyond electronic adjustability, I’m also impressed thatIndianRoadmasterScreen Indian made the screen ported at the bottom in order to avoid the helmet buffeting issue common on other touring bikes. While the Roadmaster won’t be parked in my driveway anytime soon, I will comment that I’m actually a big fan of the distressed leather saddle, but especially the extra detail in diamond pattern stitching, unique to the Roadmaster from what I can tell.

IndianChiefVintageFLHaving at least snapped a few photos of the new Indians at the Cleveland motorcycle show, this visit offered me the opportunity to review some of the details up close. As mentioned with the Roadmaster, I was curious what the quality of the controls looked like, and whether the cruise control was a bolt on contraption. Apparently I didn’t bother to notice in any of the reviews, but the common features of the Roadmaster are actually standard through the Indian Chief models, cruise control, internally wired bars, etc. In all reality, all of the 111 Thunder Stroke Indians are essentially the same, simply changes in options and trim. The Touring bikes have decreased rake for improved handling, but for the average passerby, the guts of the bike pretty much the same. Having figured that out, I moved on to deeper details, like engine construction and quality of the hardware.

I noticed when riding Victorys that the floorboards and foot controls seem a little loose along with the hand levers. IndianThunderstroke111From what I can tell, it appears that the controls on the Indian are generally of better quality than the Victory, but I am still hesitant to say on par with Harley Davidson. The floor boards are sprung mount rubber, which is pretty nice, and truthfully I’m not sure if that’s the case for Victory. I am concerned that, while the floorboards are not fixed, they don’t appear to pivot beyond about 15 degrees. In the event that hard parts begin to make contact with the ground in a steep turn, it won’t be long before there’s “nowhere else” for the rider to go. Reviews suggest that only the most aggressive riders would ever experience this lean angle, but that doesn’t mean the less experienced ones wouldn’t discover this fact through carelessness. The electronics on the bars do appear to be chromed plastic, but it isn’t overly obvious. Upon first review, I am impressed with Indian’s attention to detail and subtle branding throughout the bike.

IndianChief2Walking around the show room I found myself continually captivated by the Thunder Stroke engine. Having not noticed until I read that article this week, I was fascinated by the downward exhaust pipes; excellent hat tip to Indian heritage there. Like Harley Davidson, the 111 has push-rod overhead valves; while not the sportiest selection, certainly offers advantages in the maintenance department as they are hydraulically adjusted. Generally it sounds like the new Indians have roughly 5,000 mile service intervals, mostly just requiring the usual oil changes and cable adjustments. That’s pretty convenient for the garage handyman, especially after going through the headaches of adjusting your own valve clearances on a DOHC motorcycle like my Speedmaster. The oil filter is also mounted low and up front, which I hope proves for easy servicing. The salesman actually started up the Roadmaster for another customer while I was wondering around the showroom. IndianChiefI was extremely impressed by what I heard from stock pipes. Mind you, I was indoors, but from what I can tell, the new Indian has a lot of bass, and in short, sounds oddly familiar to a 45 degree V-twin I’ve heard before. The salesman claimed that the Indian packs a lot of torque at the low end of the rev range, which is right where it’s supposed to be on a cruiser. That’s been my beef with Victory up until now, peak torque is in the stratosphere by comparison, and that’s totally backwards to me. Ultimately, the lines, finish, tone, and maintenance requirements for the new engine all score high marks from me, I’m looking to see the platform developed into new models of Indians.

IndianChief1Despite the fascination with the new Thunder Stroke engine, I have a few reservations about the new frame beyond the aesthetics. Having done the extensive service on my bike last year, I have started noticing the maintenance related headaches designed into new bikes on the showroom floor, not just Indian. My concern with the Chief line is access to brake calipers, and suspension settings because of the long fender skirts. Undoubtedly a classy nod to the Indian past, those skirts are one more part that needs to be removed in order to change brake pads. I fear the exhaust will also have to be removed in order to properly work on the rear brakes as well. Fortunately, the new Indians are belt driven, so final drive adjustment won’t be as much of a concern. Cleaning the rear wheel on the other hand will be a real bear, especially the wire wheels; something to think about if you find yourself riding in the rain like I do.

IndianChiefVintageMaintenance concerns aside, I somehow find myself granting a pass to Indian for their eclectic styling trespasses. Undeniably, I am my father’s son, a cruiser was my first motorcycle; that said, studded leather and vintage fringe is his bag, not mine. On a Harley, or worse a Honda, the eccentric leather accents are absurd to me; to each his own, but unless it’s a ’48 Pan Head, it just looks silly. Yet, I find myself transported to a different era when it’s adorned to an Indian, I have no excuse. Beyond the fringe and studs, the saddle is otherwise comfortable; the pillion seat appears to be even more so. I am anxious to get my tail-gunner aboard the new line to get her approval of the supple pillion seat. IndianChief3Indian has also taken the time to design a standard easy-off passenger backrest; of which I am a big fan. Now that I typically take my lunch to work, strapped to my luggage rack, I don’t take the sissy bar off much anymore, but it was certainly a process when I first put it on my bike. In general, the ergos and saddles are all plush, hopefully a ride this spring will prove that to be true.

While mystified and star struck by the Thunder Stroke 111 engine, the new Scout it actually what I was most enticed by. The Chief is an absolute class act, but at the end of the day, probably not something I’m shopping for; the Scout on the other hand has the potential to be a cruiser with real “sport” prowess. IndianScoutLogoI wrote at length about the Scout in my IMS review, it goes without saying I’m pretty enamored with the bike. Love it or hate it, without a doubt, the cruiser is pretty much the flagship of motorcycles in America. In the sea of low sling, V-twins, there is an apparent gap between the 650 cc “beginner bikes” and the big-bore heavy weights. Indian, releasing only its 5th new model has slapped the sporty Scout right in the heart of the cruiser displacement gap. Are there competitors? Sure, the Harley Davidson Sportster 1200, the V-Rod, the Honda CTX-1300, the Star Stryker, even the Honda Stateline. I contest that the new Scout is the lightest in its class, makes more HP than every competitor, save the V-rod, and has competitive torque despite being the runt at 1133 cubic centimeters. The Sportster 1200 is arguably the closest competitor on the scales, at 584 lbs., still heavier than the Scout, and anemic against the DOHC power plant. The rest of the 1300 cc range bikes easily tip the scales in the 600 pound range and still don’t reach 100 HP; again, save the V-Rod. On paper, the Scout is a breath of fresh air into the middle weight cruiser class. The local Indian demo truck should be around this June, I intend to see firsthand how the Scout truly handles on the ground.

IndianScoutA complete departure from the lines of the Chief, the Scout is lean and angular; yet another contrast against the American cruiser market (cue from Victory?). I’m a big fan of the chopped fenders, matte paint, and distressed leather seat. Even with bags, windshield, and pillion seat, the Scout still looks good. All of which is way off the reservation for me, I hate bags on a cruiser; I suppose I look the other way considering the vintage nature of the brand. I have some concern about the 3.3 gallon tank, certainly required to keep the Scout light, I fear that will limit the Scout’s touring abilities. The harsh angle of the rear suspension combined with the 3 inches of travel stir concern in my mind. Lack of suspension travel is in the top three complaints with my current steed. Inner city travel for the daily commute can test the limits of a bike between January and June, at which point the urban streets, and even highways are in their worst disrepair.IndianScoutControls The controls are simple, which is not a mark against quality, merely function over form. I will say that the subtle Indian markings are an excellent touch; on an otherwise overly modern styled cruiser, the hints of the Indian legacy are classy. The new Scout mill is also a demonstration of practicality, with no cooling fins to speak of. Certainly it’s the efficiency craving mind of an engineer, but the new engine is a hot piece of hardware, right up to the exhaust. After the suspicion of a harsh rear end, the exhaust is probably my only other complaint about the Scout. Agreed, the Scout is modernly styled, but even the Star Bolt’s exhaust seems more in line with the “modern motif”. How stereotypical of me, the first thing I would change on a cruiser would be the exhaust… the antithesis of how I feel about my current ride.

IndianClothingBeyond maintaining faith to a classic brand and raising the bar on a class of Motorcycles, Indian also offers classy clothing options. I assume this is a carryover from Victory, the new Indian jackets and casual clothing nod to the past while offering modern features like CE armor. I typically feel like an alien on a cruiser in textile armored gear, the new Indian gear has altered that view. Branding is unquestionably one of Harley’s greatest successes, Indian has taken notes and is offering an alternative to riders of every stripe.

I have already marked my calendar for when the Indian demo truck will arrive in Cincinnati, stay tuned for the real on the road “feel”.

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Commuting: The gridlock rant

20140928_130911If I hadn’t previously mentioned, I hate commuting. I commute directly through downtown virtually everyday for work; it’s painful. First world problems I suppose, but frankly I just can’t get over the way people behave behind the wheel. I’m sure other riders may understand this, but it’s frightening what riding a motorcycle has done to; one, improve my driving; and two, draw my attention to other’s lack of attention, if not flat out ignorance. Considering that riding a motorcycle demands constant vigilance on the roadway, I now suddenly notice every driver on a cell phone, women putting on makeup, and random people eating their breakfast while driving to work.

Beyond most drivers’ inattention, what really shocks me is rush hour gridlock which seems to occur for no reason what so ever. Once you’ve passed through the same arteries of the city day after day you become familiar with business as usual; on a random Tuesday why are we all riding bumper to bumper through the same 2 mile stretch of downtown that was moving freely yesterday?  Better yet, why does merging seem to be such a process for some people? Undoubtedly, commuting is mundane, but are modern, urban drivers that distracted? Are the average “cagers” simply following the car in front of them with no regard to fellow travelers?

Frankly, I blame the automatic transmission. People used to say “standard” or “automatic”? If I told someone under 30 I drive a standard they’d have no idea what I was talking about. What does any of this have to do with traffic? Maintaining proper distance, letting off the gas, and most importantly, downshifting. I realize that I just unloaded three novel concepts on the great “unwashed” just now, but there are alternatives to using the brake pedal. Why, WHY, on earth to people go from gas to brake to gas to brake? Because it takes no effort to hold the clutch to the floor an more!

20140928_131351Let’s pretend for a moment we were all driving a “standard” through rush hour traffic again (or better yet, Riding!). Would people still be tailgating, riding their brakes, and incessantly diving from pedal to pedal? Perhaps folks would  just let off the gas when they notice traffic slowing ahead and let the engine brake the car? Maybe if drivers would watch not only the car in front of them, but the next car in front and those adjacent, they could slow down sooner, maintain a gap, and we could all smoothly cruise through the evening commute?

Maybe I’m way off base, or maybe I’m on to something; what say you?

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