DIY Motorcycle Accessories: Homemade Hand Guards

MotoADVRhandGuardFinalA new RAT pack member asked me the other day where I got my “BarkBusters” (Hand Guards) from. As it turns out, I actually made the hand guards and the windscreen on my bike, so I figured I’d share a few details with the masses.

If you’re new to my blog, I live in Ohio, where the winters are frigid, and snow is pretty much a given. This past winter was actually better than the past, as there was at least a mid-winter lull, during which I got the bike out for a short jaunt. My general rule of thumb is that if the roads are dry, and the bike starts, I ride. Last November, I decided that hand guards would be a must to ride through another Ohio winter.

First I looked over commercially available hand guards. What I found on the web were typically bolt on affairs that were better suited for dirt bikes, and mostly guards that were too small to offer significant wind coverage. The other models I saw on the web were typically very model specific. Per usual, considering I own a Triumph Speedmaster, aftermarket parts (especially this variety) are difficult to find. Thus, having already made my own windscreen, I was convinced I could bend up some acrylic hand guards pretty easily.  

In the parking lot at work in late October I actually cut up a pizza box to get a rough idea of the dimensions I would need. I folded up the cardboard into the rough shape of the hand guards I’d envisioned; grossly modeled after Triumph Tiger hand guards. It was my intent to avoid modifying the controls in any way, and avoid purchasing additional hardware if possible. The Triumph “modern classics” have “end caps” for the grips, so I planned on using those to hold the guards on. I also figured I could fasten the other end around the mirror, simply by cutting a hole in guard mounting “arm”. Once I figured out all the geometry I would need, I took my cardboard prototype back to my desk, measured the dimensions, and sketched up a 2D drawing in AutoCAD so I had a template for Plexiglas. 

I realize I’ve opened a can of worms by mentioning that I used acrylic for “hand guards”. There are a million motorcycle articles debating about the pros and cons of acrylic versus polycarbonate on the web. Agreed, Polycarbonate is a “safer” material compared to acrylic; however acrylic is cheap, and in this case it was free, because it was scrap at my factory. At any rate, these hand guards are protecting against arctic air, not rocks and tree branches, so acrylic worked just fine.

MotoADVRhandGuardBlanksOnce I printed out a full size template, I taped it down to the Plexiglas and cut it out with a band saw. I intended to paint these prior to mounting them, so I was not as concerned about scratching them. If you plan on cutting your own windscreen like I did, I recommend you cover both sides of the Plexiglas with scotch tape before cutting. The scotch tape will help prevent from cracking, but most importantly it will prevent scratching the plastic. There’s a band saw, drill press, belt sander, and D/A at my office, so I made use of all of those tools on my lunch break. Once the patterns were cut, I pre-drilled the holes, used the belt sander to “rough” break the edges, and finished sanding with a D/A; then took the parts home to bend them. 

MotoADVRhandGuardsBentI used a heat gun to bend both the hand guards, and my windscreen. There are several methods to bend acrylic from what I’ve seen, in this case I already has a heat gun, with patience and some finesse, it’s really not that difficult. If you decide to use a heat gun to bend acrylic, be warned that you can burn it, or at a minimum you will “melt” the acrylic and cause bubbles to form if you’re not patient. Keep that in mind if you’re concerned about aesthetics (I learned that the hard way…). I marked the bend points on the acrylic “blank” with a marker, then I placed two pieces of wood over the blank, outlining the first bend. I held the heat gun directly over the exposed bend for a few moments, just moving back and forth until I got the acrylic up to temperature. Once warm enough, the acrylic actually bends like gummy candy. I held it still in my hands at the desired bend, then blew on it in order to cool it sufficiently to hold its shape (it doesn’t take much). I followed this procedure until the entire guard was in the desired shape. I recommend paying attention to which direction is the front and which is the rear. I admittedly bent a piece the wrong way and needed to bend it a second time. I really recommend not doing that if you can avoid it.

MotoADVRhandGuardFitment1Once in the desired shape, I removed one of my mirrors and grip “end cap” to fit the new clear guards on the bike. Taking mirrors on and off is a pain; not so much that it’s difficult, but mainly because I’m always concerned that I will ruin the bushings that keep the mirrors in a fixed position at speed. That is exactly what happened after taking them on and off a few times; I temporarily solved that problem with some fabric tape, but I plan on replacing those bushings this spring (about $5-10, which is ridiculous for pieces of tin). With hand guards mounted I set out the next morning (random Sunday in November) to test them out. Happy with their performance on a 36 degree day I removed them for paint. I scuffed the acrylic with 300 grit sand paper and a Scotch brite pad. Once “scuffed” I put on two layers of gray primer, and two layers of flat black paint.

MotoADVRhandGuardsEndWinterMost of you have probably seen the finished product in recent blog posts. If I were to do this over again I probably would have sanded them entirely prior to bending them; that would have saved time prior to paint. In addition, I would recommend at least three coats of final paint, probably some light sanding in between. Admittedly I’m not a paint expert, I’ve heard various tips regarding painting plastic, but ultimately I’ve scratched the paint off the guards a couple time this winter. Over the summer I will probably re-scuff and put on additional layers for next winter.

I’ve definitely been very happy with the way they turned out and their ability to keep my hands warm. Until I finally break for a set of heated gloves, the heated grips in combination with the guards is completely self-sustaining right down to 32 degrees. For the colder mornings like last weekend, I still have to resort to some engine heat to keep my hands warm, but I admit that my Bike Master heated grips could stand to be a bit warmer.

MotoADVR18inScreenAfter Memorial Day I imagine I will probably put my fly screen back on the bike. I’ve noticed some hairline cracks on my large screen, so I could possibly see myself working on something new later this summer. I have debating making an 18″ polycarbonate screen at some point, perhaps this will be my big chance. Do you have any home made “farkles” are your ride?

Hand Guard Template (RIGHT)

Hand Guard Template (LEFT)

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Preliminary Ride Report: Moto Tag in South Indy

Screenshot_2015-03-29-09-07-55Despite my better judgement, I woke up early Sunday morning with the intent to snag the latest RAT Pack Moto Tag in south Indiana. Still significantly frosty outside, Lola started up with no protest thanks to the new battery. I loaded up in my usual winter kit and set out on a boring route down the freeway, headed for a VFW in Milan Indiana. I was reluctantly on a tight schedule, MotoADVRtankso the freeway trip down was an uncomfortable and unfortunate side effect. I did however have a follow up plan, once in Milan, the temperature would finally be above freezing and I’d be ready to hit some of my favorite twisties across the border, Indiana Route 229.

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My RAT Pack pals showed me 229 and surrounding country roads a while back; I’ve been looking for an excuse to get back down that way. When the latest Moto tag landed on the message board, I wasn’t about to pass it up. After a small cup of coffee and a topped off tank at a gas station in Milan, MotoADVRbatesvilleINthe fun could finally begin. After a little jaunt up 101 and 48 I finally arrived at my prime destination. This section of 229 is only about 22 miles between Indiana 48 and US 52. The planned stretch of 229 is bisected by the city of Batesville. While I currently know jack about Batesville, the preliminary scouting report says I’ll be back to find a good sandwich and figure out what the story  is behind the German architecture and the old movie theater. Considering the hostile winter we experienced, I was extremely concerned about the road conditions. The first leg to Batesville wasn’t especially confidence inspiring, but once through town, road conditions improved significantly; MotoADVRoldenburgafter finally cracking open the throttle a little last week, the 10 mile leg between Oldenburg and U.S. 52 was outstanding. Oldenburg was actually the destination the last time I was down this way. There’s a nice mom and pop spot called “Wagner’s Village Inn” with some excellent broasted chicken, but I’ll fill you in on that later.

MotoADVRus52Once I arrived at U.S. 52, Google informed me I could add 4 more minutes to the ride home and hit the curves on Indiana 121 while I was out and about. Undoubtedly the view on 121 was far better than a monotonous trip up the 101, so the choice was simple. 121 was in nowhere near the condition of 229, evidence of winter sand still very evident in the curves and on the edge of the road. I spent a fair amount of time behind a pickup truck, so maintaining traction wasn’t exactly a difficult task. 121 was by no means the fast paced ride I was looking for like 229, however the sights were actually better. On the next trip down I’ll be sure to set aside more time, some of the roadside abandoned barns and whatnot were definitely photo worthy. I also cannot confirm or deny seeing a steam powered locomotive.

While it was a rushed trip, it was unquestionably worth the effort. 229 is probably the most twisty stretch of roadway, locally, short of West Virginia of eastern Kentucky. At the same time I stumbled across a laundry list of new destinations to stop and take photos in the coming weeks. Stay tuned for more photos and road food!

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Pubs and Street Eats 6: Diners and backroads

Well, I finally reached the weekend MotoADVRdepotSignfollowing my Friday incident. After stuffing a new battery into the Speedmaster I was keen for a ride. In my haste I didn’t bother documenting the process of handling battery connections for the bike itself, the heated grips, and the battery tender pigtail, but I figured the average Joe can probably handle their own bike battery replacement. For any reason that’s not the case, comment below and I’ll be more than happy to compose something about how an otherwise simple task is typically made more difficult by modern technology.

At any rate, with fresh juice under the seat, I sped off, lusting for twisty roads and new adventures. Two years ago, I rode down to southern Indiana with my RAT Pack pals; I’ve been planning a return trip at some point this year, so I figured I’d recon roads in that direction. DepotRouteGermantown is a really great spot to start from when heading southwest out of Dayton; there’s a gas station and a few places to grab breakfast just outside the Dayton suburbs, so I hustled that way to hit some of my favorite local curves. It was certainly crisp outside at 33 degrees, but with the new battery installed I swear the heated grips were running better than the last few weeks. Despite my complaints about poor weather and worse forecasting, we did get a good hard rain at least once last week to wash some of the sand off the roads. Keeping in mind the temperature, I kept some composure about myself to avoid extending beyond the limits of the tire’s ability to stick to the road under such conditions. That said, for probably the first time this year I was finally able to really wind it out on some country roads.

MotoADVRlocomotiveAfter burning through the bends on Oxford Road, I continued through West Elkton, and finally on to Camden, Ohio. At least temporarily content from leaning the bike over a little, I wondered through the small town of Camden in search of some local fare. After tooling around the side streets, including a couple random photos, I settled on “The Depot Dairy Bar and Restaurant”, right on the east entrance of town.

The Depot from the outside appears to be an old train depot (who knew?). MotoADVRtheDepotAdmittedly, I was unable to find the backstory on the internet, nor was I able to get much history from the young girls working behind the counter. Upon entering the building I was pleased to see this was an “order at the counter” establishment so I would still have some daylight left to hit more backroads on the way home. As usual, I told the young lady I’d never been to the place before and asked her what was good. Wittingly, she told me “everything” and asked what I liked. With a smile I replied “everything!” at which point she told me it was going to be tough to choose. I asked her what her favorite was; she told me that it used to be the “Depot burger”, most people get it, but she’d been there for some time so she’d had about a million of them. MotoADVRdepotCounterI’m at “The Depot” I figured “The Depot Burger” seemed like an obvious place to start. Like any other reputable “American Fare” establishment, The Depot also has a healthy selection of fried foods; broccoli, cauliflower, and my favorite, fried mushrooms, which I wasn’t going to pass up. Foolishly, for some reason ordered a soda; completely ignoring the name on the sign “…Dairy Bar & Restaurant”. Huge blogger fail on my part; had my beautiful bride been with me, certainly I would be updating you about some fantastic malts. Sitting down at the table, I patiently awaited my name to be called, and the new mystery food to arrive.

If you haven’t noticed already, I’ll pretty much eat anything (stay tuned for a “Salmon Pizza” review, it’s gonna’ happen), but just like craft brew versus PBR, I still love an all American cheeseburger. I typically grill quite a bit during the summer, and there’s still nothing better than a well salted, medium well, grilled burger; preferably with cheese, pickle, and mustard. MotoADVRdepotBurgerThe Depot burger didn’t disappoint, two beef patties on a triple-decker bun, cheese, mustard, pickle, onion, lettuce, and tomato (made to order); the dinner I had been waiting for. As much as I would like to put eloquent words to a story about a cheese burger… it was a good cheeseburger. I would put the Depot Burger on par with the Big Mac; two patties, three pieces of bread, but not so much that you’re overpowered by either. The Fried mushrooms were also good; obviously you can get a fried food a million ways depending on the breading chosen etc. In this case I was happy that the breading wasn’t soggy or grainy, but mostly that I didn’t need a visit to the emergency room for burning my tongue after the first bite; which is typically the norm from other establishments. I admit I failed to order any dipping sauce for the mushrooms, but truthfully none was needed.

If you’re wandering through Preble County looking for somewhere to sit down, get a cheeseburger and fries, The Depot delivered. Considering I have a significant amount of riding planned in this area, I expect I will be back to sample the hot dog side of the menu, along with more deep fried choices. At a minimum, I need to return in order to get a sample menu; as luck would have it, they didn’t have any on hand for me to take home.

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Pubs and Street Eats 5: Chicago Gyro’s and Dogs

MotoADVRChicagoGyrosAndDogsThe week right before the first day of spring, I rode to work four days; the week after, just the opposite (Technically four and a half). As I stepped out of the office Tuesday afternoon I suddenly had the feeling that Mr. Meteorologist was wrong about “evening showers”. After checking the radar, I donned the 45 degree appropriate gear and booked it across town to grab yet another one of my favorites, Chicago Gyro’s and Dogs.

A buddy of mine on this side of town dropped me a hint about this place a while back. Having spent two years in the Middle East, I actually love the food. I have no doubt that some of my brothers-in-arms would just as soon have plain hamburgers the rest of their life rather than have Middle Eastern anything. I, on the other hand, love Falafel. Truthfully, shawarma is actually my favorite, but this place isn’t Middle Eastern anyway, so we’ll discuss that later. Technically I think Gyros are Greek, but considering Falafel is on menu, I’m grossly lumping the two together (we’ll get into a history lesson later, certainly the cultures have “blended” a bit over the last millennia).

MotoADVRchicagoGyrosInsideWithout further ado, I had the Gyro dog last November after a short local ride. I like hot dogs the way I like sandwiches, they’re finger food, and they’re convenient; need I say more? I am however expressly “thrifty”, at some point, some of these artsy folks need to remember they’re selling a hot dog with condiments, not a bacon wrapped filet. The Gyro dog, being a combination of hot dog and gyro meat still fits the bill for reasonably priced at $3.75. I have regretfully paid $4 elsewhere for an anorexic hot dog with chili in the past, I may have a chip on my shoulder about it. Taking the Gyro Dog down was a job (did I just say that?). Gyro meat piled onto a hot dog with lettuce, tomato, and topped with Tzatziki sauce; it’s definitely a two handed affair. If you don’t have a lot of time and need to make a quick decision, the Gyro dog is a good start if you’re only sampling one item from the menu, or just visiting for the first time.

MotoADVRGyroAndGreekFriesTuesday’s visit however was a different affair, short of dodging the impending rain drops due to fall any moment, I was going to try some new items from the menu. Considering my love to Greek pitas and buffalo everything, the “Fingerlickin Kickin Chicken Gyro” seemed just like my cup of tea. Fresh pita bread, grilled chicken slathered in buffalo sauce, onion, tomato, topped with Tzatziki sauce; without fail, it lived up to my expectations. I love spicy food; yet in recent days I’ve been let down a bit from various venues. I am happy to say, this gyro’s buffalo sauce was at the correct spice level that would expect from some of those “other” places. I of course didn’t stop with the gyro; how better to sample the Mediterranean fare, than Greek fries? Fresh cut fries, topped with oregano (I think…), feta cheese, and served with a side of Greek vinaigrette. The wife and I often split loaded fries at our local stops, but these fries were an awesome twist on otherwise average “American fare”. I would actually equate the fries, by themselves, to those served at Penn Station or five guys. Which alone is good, but topped with feta cheese and vinaigrette; I may have a new favorite.

Chicago Gyro’s and Dogs has a pretty legit menu. Considering I was tackling this review solo this time around, hopefully I’ll return later this spring with a follow up. I have quite a few rides planned not far from here, so I imagine I might stop in for a “small snack”.  I’ve got big plans to take down the Chicago Dog and the Jalapeno Burger, stay tuned!ChicagoGyrosDogsMenu1

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Friday Fail: Trusting the Weatherman

3-27-15 WeatherAfter double and triple checking the forecast early this morning, I scrambled around the house to gather my cold weather riding gear. Mr. Meteorologist said it would warm up to 37 today, with 20% chance of precipitation after Noon. No problem, I can handle a few rain drops I thought. Thus, at a ripe 29 degrees I decided to brave the frost in the hopes of at least riding to work one day this week.

Arriving at work I was invigorated from the chilly yet otherwise exceptional commute to the office. Suddenly around 10 AM I looked out the window and noticed the gloomy clouds off into the distance. Not long after 11, a pretty significant amount of flurries were swirling outside the window. Not the first time the weatherman has been a bit “off” so I checked the forecast again to make sure I didn’t need to flee back to the house for four wheels. Shockingly, the forecast had been revised since my 7 AM visit, now showing 0% chance of precipitation for the rest of the day. Scoffing at the hourly forecast, I looked at the radar, noting the blue splotches all over the city. Weather.com tends to be the “most” accurate of all the local weather venues, so I checked the “future-cast”, no snow or rain storms anywhere over Dayton between noon and 5. The irony here is that the snow CURRENTLY falling in Indiana was completely missing from the future-cast model (that’s a bad sign). Worse still, I noticed the temperature was still a good 5 degrees below the forecasted temperature for 11 AM.

At this point, the fear of being stranded at the office with a snow covered bike began to set in. Ultimately I could ride over to a nearby friends, or push the bike into the shop and pick it up Saturday; just a matter of getting a ride home. Truth be told, I assumed that it would be nothing but flurries between noon and five, but my biggest fear was that since the weatherman was FLAT OUT WRONG at this point, freezing rain could easily occur during rush hour, and that was the LAST thing I wanted to be stuck in.

Snatching up me gear, I headed out to the parking lot to book it home. Key in the ignition, typical sound of fuel pump/EFI whine, I thumbed the ignition; “click”. The biggest Sigh… and again “click”. “Nice” I thought to myself, kicking up the side stand and pushing the bike backwards up to the “higher” side of the parking lot. Without a long tirade about how awesome manual transmissions are and how I hate automatics; the ability to push start is always a perk to a manual. Push starting your motorcycle is not easy by yourself, but I’ve successfully done it before (on no less than 3 occasions). With the bike at the high end of the lot, I popped the “fuel enricher” (choke for EFI) and started pushing the bike down the include. Push, Step, step, step, coast, 2nd gear, clutch, crank, crank, skid… sigh. After two attempts I finally called the cavalry and had a buddy give me a solid shove and I was finally off. Racing back to the house I admitted defeat against old man winter yet again.

As I sit here writing this now, it’s a crisp 28 degrees outside; almost 10 degrees colder than the “estimated” high today. Yet another reinforcement of an old motorcycle guideline: “Despite the forecast, it’s going to rain”.

P.S. you’ll probably see a post about a new battery in the near future…

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Pubs and Street Eats 4: Random Roadside Pizza

MotoADVRmacsFrontWhile touring creepy places and chasing down the covered bridge tag last week, I stumbled across a roadside pizza place that caught my fancy. Generally I find state routes to be somewhat boring, but Ohio State Route 725 has just enough curves to keep me interested between Dayton and the Indiana border. Approaching Gratis I noticed a pickup pull out of a mom and pop stop, coincidentally called “Mamma Mac’s Pizza”. Racing the setting sun to land another moto tag I vowed to swing back around for a short taste.

MotoADVRsaddleChzBreadIn the interest of entertainment, I’m becoming more comfortable with the statement “Hi. I’ve never been here before. What’s good?” Dressed in my full gear and peeling off my neck gaiter, the nice lady behind the counter regretfully informed me that they were out of their famous pizza bread. Considering I was already rocking the loaded tail bag, that wasn’t an option anyway. I sprung for a small snack considering I had no storage available and still wanted to get home before the sun went down; Mamma Mac’s Cheesy breadsticks did not disappoint. As previously mentioned, I’m a pizza aficionado (if I don’t say so myself), and especially like cheesy bread. For Dayton folk, I’m a big fan of Marco’s Pizza’s cheesy bread, and you can’t go wrong with Cousin Vinny’s Big Ten and a Cheesy bread at O’drunk thirty. That behind said, in my opinion, the bar has been raised; of all the cheesy bread I’ve had, Mamma Mac’s is currently holding the championship trophy. MotoADVRsettingSunThe cheesy bread is thick and fluffy, with melted cheesy stretching arm to arm when you try to peel back a piece. The clincher; exactly the right amount of garlic mixed with the delicious cheese; phenomenal. For an added bonus I will also suggest getting the cheese dip instead of the marinara sauce (no extra charge); beware, the nacho cheese may overpower the unsuspecting. Appetite content and gorged with delicious cheese, I sped off into the sunset, sworn to bring my better half for lunch at the next available date.

MotoADVRmacsSignFortunately I didn’t have to wait long to sample more items on the menu. With my wonderful wife in tow, I returned on Saturday to compare Mamma Mac’s pizza pie. Without a doubt, this roadside establishment is “family owned and operated”. I’m pretty sure there were two folks on hand at my last visit, and I believe the poor gentleman waiting on us Saturday was hustling along by his lonesome. If you’re on a schedule, probably best to call ahead. Fortunately, I’m all about small business, and the wife and I had nowhere to be.

MotoADVRmacsMenuThe menu is considerably lengthy considering the size of the business; making final decisions pretty tough. Knowing how good the cheesy bread was, there was no way I was letting Chrissy miss out. She’s normally a fan of “fully loaded” pizza, but to Mamma Mac’s credit, they’ve put a great signature on “Supreme” pizza; it’s not “Supreme” without banana peppers, and Bacon! Looking to spice things up some, Chrissy also threw in a Meatball Sub. MotoADVRmacsChzBreadIf I hadn’t mentioned before, beyond pizza, I’m also a sandwich guy; breakfast, lunch, dinner, it’s all good. I assume it’s a military byproduct, convenience food, “eat & move”. Anyway, the menu from Mama Macs deserves credit for offering a list of sandwich options if you need to grab and go.

The Meatball Sub was solid; however this is definitely the wife’s department. I’m all about sandwiches, but I tend to prefer the cold cut, or club variety. To go along with that, I’m pretty spoiled, my father-in-law makes some killer meatballs. Sadly, all commercial establishments are fighting an uphill battle there. Still, can you really go wrong with Marinara, melted cheese and a liberal amount of meatballs? In this case, only when it comes to keeping the contents inside the hoagie. From a guy who wouldn’t order the meatball sub for himself, I’d have it again. The Meatballs were certainly above Subway standards, yet unsurprisingly, still fell short of the secret family recipe (I can’t fault them for that, everyone loves grandma’s cooking best).

MotoADVRpizzaHaving no idea what to expect, I actually figured I’d be looking at sliced “pie” pizza based on the cheesy bread. To my surprise, Mama Mac’s is actually pie pizza cut into squares, or “Dayton Pizza” as some folks describe it (rumor is square pizza is “Midwestern”; I don’t know anything about that). While I prefer pie cut pizza (Chicago or New York Style if I can get it), I wasn’t about to complain about the generous amounts of sausage, bacon, and banana peppers laid out before me. We ordered the Supreme with regular crust, but I’m told thin crust is also available. Having had square pizza before, I have yet to establish the difference between regular or thin crust pizza from places like Ron’s & Marion’s.  In this case, I suppose it’s like comparing Marion’s and Donato’s pizza for “who has the thinnest” crust. It’s square pizza… it’s always thin! At any rate, folks should probably be warned, I considered their regular crust to be somewhat “doughy” despite being thin. While I like doughy pizza (i.e. Digiorno), the wife definitely does not. For me, no complaints; toppings piled high and lightly “singed” under the pizza oven, I got what I paid for. For locals looking to stop by, I would probably put Mama Mac’s on par with Ron’s Pizza in Miamisburg; it’s also similar to Christy’s in Vandalia (but better). The “regular” crust is thicker than Ron’s, and the toppings are piled higher, more like Marion’s (mind you, I ordered supreme). $16 for a 12” pizza might be a be a bit steep for some ($10.50 for 1 topping), but with bacon piled high… it’s still cheaper than Marion’s. I probably wouldn’t go as far to describe the pizza as the artisan variety you’d find at Dewey’s, Hairless Hare, or Pies & Pints, but if you’re looking for a carry out on Friday night, or a place to stop after a long ride, it’s worth the taste. If nothing else, I will always know where the best cheesy bread is to be found; and I have yet to try the “Famous” pizza bread.

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Going the distance: Metzeler Marathon ME 880

MotoADVRme880rearWhile not specifically covered in my review of the Triumph Speedmaster, the bike came with some pretty sweet options for an “entry level” motorcycle. I’m a big fan of the adjustable levers, 90 degree hard valve stems, and the bulletproof stock Metzeler tires. If nothing else, Triumph got it right when they mounted the Metzeler Marathon ME 880’s on their new cruiser lines; 25,000 miles later, I can’t see myself buying anything else.

Prior to my trip to The Dragon last year, I was concerned I was going to be due for a new rear tire. I went ahead and and changed the tire early, just in case I found fowl weather on the trip down. At 18,000 miles, the tire still has some significant meat left on it, but after weathering the punishing rain we dealt with on the trip, I was glad I made the switch. Metzeler now offers the new ME 888 Ultra Marathon tire, so I upgraded the rear to an (advertised) even longer distance tire.

MotoADVRme880vs888This week, the front finally reached the wear marks, with help from some good friends, we spooned off the ME 880 champion at just over 25k. This was an awesome lesson in “do-it-yourself” motorcycle maintenance. Anyone convinced that they’ll save money riding vs. driving has probably not done the math regarding motorcycle service costs. Can you save money? Sure you can, but I doubt the average American has the dedication it takes to ride year-round, in all weather, and the mechanical inclination to do services at home in order to shave pennies off just driving a car. While I am aspiring to reach that level, I’m not going to kid myself, good tires are easily going to run you $15o apiece, and that’s not even mounted and balanced. I know guys that are probably shelling out about $350-500 a year installing new tires alone, suddenly putting new shoes on the Chevy seems reasonable.

MotoADVRme880frontSoap box aside, it was actually really fulfilling spooning on my own tires; well, helping anyway. With the right tools, the job was actually a lot easier than I thought it would be. I emphasis “the right tools” because that means everything; fortunately my buddy Chuck has made the investment in the right tools. This lesson was two fold for me; one, I want to do as much as my own maintenance as possible; and two, I have aspirations of off road adventures to far off lands, cMotoADVRme880spoonhanging a tire is pretty much a given, better to have those skills now. While we certainly weren’t spooning on the tire the old fashioned way, the concept is the same, just involves more muscle and more finesse.

MotoADVRme888mountedLastly I want to close with a selfish plug for Metzeler. While I could probably have bought cheaper tires, the Marathon ME 880s have been dauntless, so I couldn’t see myself buying anything other than the new ME 888. The Speedmaster weighs 550 pounds in running order, and has taken me around town and as far as North Carolina, through every road condition short of snow (there may have been a few off road adventures as well). When I changed the rear at 18k people were impressed with the mileage, even for a cruiser. When I tell them that I’m changing the front at 25k, they’re speechless. One would think that for a tire that hard I would have grip issues; not the case. I rode to the Dragon last year after a 7 hour commute through the worst rain I’ve experienced, even in a car; never had a grip issue. While no longer raining the Tail of the Dragon itself was still soaked when I crossed, still no complaints about handling. For me, the Metzeler Marathons are the pinnacle of cruiser tires, I can’t say enough about how great they are. If I ever manage to get my hands on the Tiger I’m craving so badly, I’m looking to mount a set of Metzeler Karoo 3s to see how they fair.

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Around Town: Creepy places, covered bridges, and moto tag

motoADVRcampMiamiShortly after purchasing my shiny new Triumph Speedmaster, I met up with the local Rider’s Association of Triumph (RAT). I have learned a lot from riding with the seasoned group of veterans that the local RAT pack is, made some good friends, and picked up a cool motorcycle game called “Landmark Moto Tag”. For those of you who are unfamiliar, the game is played by someone going to a given location and taking a photo of their bike in front of the sign or landmark. The next person to go by that place and take a photo of their bike is “it” and has the right to place the next tag somewhere else. I’ve seen that this game is played on various message boards and rider circles (i.e. ADVrider.com), obviously rules vary depending upon the group. Needless to say, this game has taken me to interesting places, and occasionally even some good food. The weather finally broke and the stagnant “moto tag” message board came alive with new locations. Monday was sunny and 70, so there was no way I wasn’t going to hunt down some backroads and hopefully some good photos.

motoADVRcampMiami4Camp Miami, formerly known as the Miami Military Institute (MMI). MMI was built in 1885 initially built for the Twin Valley College and Ohio Conservatory of Music but later switched to a military school. Apparently sometime around the Great Depression decreasing attendance lead to closure. At some point the property was motoADVRcampMiami3given or purchased by a local Germantown Church and run as “Camp Miami”. It’s actually impressive to me how difficult it was to find the before mentioned information, moreover I cannot seem to find anything regarding “Camp Miami” beyond the history of the property. A few years back I was a service technician at the local cable company; I had a service call at the adjacent residence to the motoADVRcampMiami6Methodist Church and noticed “Camp Miami” off in the distance. Promising to come back someday with a camera, the opportunity finally surfaced this week. I’m not typically the kind of person that believes in ghost stories and whatnot, but without fail, there was certainly an eerie feeling flowing out of the building. Assumedly it was the cold air blowing out of the basement, but that really didn’t make me feel any better. Knowing that I may have been trespassing, I tried to keep my visit short; motoADVRcampMiami2the whole time waiting for the “I Am Legend” zombies to pour out of the dark cavernous windows. The building is now in significant decay; I’ve seen some pretty stunning photos of the interior on the web, but I’m not sure if I would venture to far inside considering the state of the roof at the moment. None of which do I think I would be doing solo.

 

MotoADVRwitchesTowerPatterson Tower, also known as “The Witch’s Tower” or “Frankenstein’s Tower”. For whatever reason, the observation tower was built during the Great Depression by the National Youth Administration from stones gathered from condemned building around the Dayton area and completed in 1940. I recall a few nights from my teenage years where we would pile into the car to go out to “Witch’s Tower” in the hopes of seeing something cool. MotoADVRwitchesTower1At the time, the urban legend I heard was that the tower was open in the center, apparently a couple kids had climbed the tower and someone had fallen down from the top through the hole in the center; or some other nonsense. More often than not we were more spooked by the likelihood of the cops coming by and telling us to get lost than we ever were of creepy ghost stories. That being said, apparently the truth is arguably more frightening than the legend. May 17th, 1967, Peggy Harmeson and her boyfriend “fled to the tower” to avoid inclement weather. MotoADVRwitchesTower2Apparently, moments later the tower was struck by lightning, killing Peggy Harmeson and rendering her boyfriend unconscious. Today local organizations have done an excellent job keeping up the property, the tower is hardly the graffiti ridden landmark that I recall it being in the late 90’s.

MotoADVRwoodlandSaintIs it creepy to find beauty and art in a cemetery? Speaking of Moto Tag, cemeteries are often chosen as tags, thus I’ve been to a few on the bike. That being said, I find serenity in old cemeteries; it’s interesting to look a weathered architecture, statues, and headstones, the older the better. Dayton, especially the greater Dayton area has no shortage of old cemeteries. When riding last weekend I also stopped to take a few snapshots, which is where the plot thickens. Last Sunday my first stop was actually Calvary Cemetery downtown. You can almost see the properly from I-75, but it’s unmistakable if you’re headed downtown on Patterson Boulevard (Dixie Highway). Until recently I hadn’t the time to stop in, but on a lazy Sunday I wanted to snap more pictures of deteriorating statues and headstones. MotoADVRharmesonStoneFrom my post last week, I was extremely impressed with the Soldier’s section, including veterans from the Spanish American War. What does this have to do with the before mentioned location? While I was somewhat skeptical of both of the before mentioned stories, as it turns out, Peggy Harmeson is actually interned at Calvary Cemetery. Coincidence no doubt, but it’s still ironic to me that a week chasing down “ghost stories” started where another story ended. Still skeptical of some sort of internet hoax, I actually found Peggy Harmeson’s headstone to prove she did exist, and did die at age 16.

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Chasing down Monday’s Tag

It was an excellent week of riding, albeit a bit creepy at times. If you haven’t played moto tag before, I recommend finding a good forum and joining a game. If nothing else, you’ll never be in short supply of destinations, and you’re likely to find some good road food on a way. If you’re lucky, you might even find some creepy old stories.

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Pubs and Street Eats 3: Weekend Wandering

MotoADVRgangTagsThe long awaited dry weekend finally arrived. With spring in the air (albeit a crisp 40 degrees) I donned my armored gear and helmet and headed out onto the road. With no place in particular to go, I stopped randomly around downtown to shoot some photos. In the past weeks I’ve noticed a few different places with significant graffiti from the freeway, so I wanted to see if I MotoADVRsoldierTombstonecould move in for a closer look. I cannot confirm or deny the sight of any “employee access only” signs, but it was Sunday, shouldn’t the gate have been closed?

MotoADVRoregonMoving on, I scooted through the historic Oregon district for a just a moment; when the sun stays out later, I expect I will cover some of the local pubs there; it’s certainly not a Sunday morning affair. I’m a big sucker for old houses, as I am for urban decay, I would probably walk around motoADVRurbanRail“the Oregon” taking photos if I didn’t think someone would call the cops. Dayton actually has a substantial amount of beautiful old property, some of which is actually well preserved if you know where to find it.

motoADVRruralSiloAfter nearly combusting under the warming heat of the morning sun on my, VERY winter, riding gear, it was time to ditch the urban sprawl and get into the farm country. If I had not previously mentioned, I volunteer with a veteran focused charity called The Battle Buddy Foundation (www.tbbf.org). The Battle Buddy Foundation is a veteran re-integration charity, mostly known for their psychiatric service dog program. Service dogs can be instrumental in aiding veterans MotoADVRcowshealing from combat Post Traumatic Stress. There is a poker run benefiting Battle Buddy coming up this May that I am helping to plan, so I figured I would scout out some good back roads through Greene County. Conditions on county back roads were less than ideal, to say the least. Truthfully, I was impressed at how well last week’s light rain had successfully pushed most of the sand off the higher traffic roads. That being said, the intersections were still quite perilous, and the cars were less than pleased with my extreme caution when making turns.

MotoADVRkelleysCafeAs the lunch hour approached, I realized that I was a short stretch of U.S. 35 from a local pub in Jamestown. I was on site at a customer’s factory out that way a few years back when I discovered that Kelley’s Café and Pub was an excellent lunch stop. The couple times I’ve visited before, the place was pretty empty; not this day, it was hopping. Apparently it’s a prime lunch destination after Sunday morning service. Fortunately, the bar was pretty quiet; which suits me, I fit in better at the bar anyway. Grabbing a stool, I was impressed with six taps for such a small place. No complaints from me, I love Guinness and Killian’s but I was psyched to see Pabst Blue Ribbon on draft! Yes I love craft beer. MotoADVRkelleysBarYes I love PBR. Sorry, I can’t explain it either. Looking over the menu, making a decision was tough; I love pub food, and I had no room to take leftovers with me on the bike. Normally the wife and I will sample three or four items and split them, but that option wasn’t available. I finally landed on the Dublin Melt: Turkey, Ham & Cheese on Pretzel Bun, with onion, mayo, lettuce, and tomato; it was amazing. The Cole slaw was also decent; that’s saying something because I hate Cole slaw. The sandwich also came with a heaping pile of chips; all told this MotoADVRdublinClubmeal could probably be split by two people who are eating light on a road trip. Even better if those two people threw in an order of the Fried Pickles! On my previous visits my tablemates have complimented their Corned Beef Rueben and Philly Cheesesteak; I’m also a big fan of their Mac & Pepper Jack bites.

For whatever reason you might find yourself passing through Jamestown, I recommend a stop at Kelley’s café. There’s a lot to choose from on the menu, the staff is very friendly, and did I mention there’s draft beer? While I’m not much a shopper, the Jeffersonville outlet mall is just “down the road”. Kelley’s might be a good place to unwind afterword, or perhaps a good “waiting” location while the significant other is shopping.

All in all it was a nice day for riding, four counties in one day, I couldn’t complain. The trip was mostly lunch and taking in the sights, so I figured I’d post a few more snapshots below.
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Surviving the Winter: Spring arrives at last!

MotoADVRtrainBridgeSeoiaAfter dumping another six inches of snow on us two weeks back, the big meltdown has finally begun. Sadly, my trusty steed stayed in the stable for most of last weekend as my driveway was a muddy bog for most of the weekend, but I still took Lola around the block (twice) and topped off the tank for the coming week. I’m typically on the fence about riding the bike on salty, but dry roads, not so much for the safety concern as the corrosion threat. Fortunately, after a good long rain on Monday, I finally got the bike out to see some of the local sights.

MotoADVRpotHoleI would argue to say that this is probably the most dangerous time to be out riding. Drivers haven’t seen motorcycles in months, and are therefore not mentally searching for my small profile. The ice and snow has finally melted, but has left behind the pot holes, rocks, sand, and sometimes salt all over the road, especially in the intersections. Lastly, most riders have presumably “parked” their bikes for the past few months and are therefore re-entering the roadway with stagnant riding skills. Beyond a car turning left in front of me, my biggest concern getting out on the road at this point is typically having the restraint to realize the conditions and resist the urge to pin it around the next bend. As much as I was absolutely dying for a long ride down my favorite local routes, I kept things slow and simple this week.

MotoADVRrustyBridgeAs mentioned previously, I have thing for urban decay; these first rides seemed like as good a time as any to tool around town and snap some photos. One of my favorite local curves also has a relatively dated train bridge, so I pulled off to the side of the road to shoot a few photos. There was actually a shocking amount of traffic for this time of day, which made snapping a few shots a lot tougher than I expected. While the bike was parked firmly on dry asphalt off the road, I was dodging cars and attempting to not get stuck in the mud from all the recent rainfall.

MotoADVRburgMoundOut and about through some of Miamisburg’s riverside back roads I decided to stop by the Miamisburg Mound for a snapshot. For those of you unaware, a prehistoric Indian burial mound is located not far from the Great Miami River in Miamisburg. Apparently the Miamisburg mound is actually one of the two largest conical burial mounds in north America. I had big plans to hop off the bike and grab a few panoramic shots of the south metro area from atop the 65 foot mound (already high on the valley ridge), but I wasn’t about to fight the mud; perhaps another day.

Soaking up what was left of the evening sun I grabbed a few more photos of more local bridges gathering rust, then stopped in front of a few local restaurant and pubs that I have plans to visit in the coming weeks.

When the weather finally breaks, where’s the first place you go?

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